Though we cannot make our sun stand still, yet we will make him run.
Blue, resist the urge to use facebook. You can do it. Good luck.
Cats and dogs can be friends. So can cowboys and indians. So can we.
Why try to be the best when there's no hierarchy in heaven?

Sunday, February 7, 2016

The Word Game Show You Know


So you're temporarily in between jobs? Don't you mean... 
Unemployed and hating it at your scene? 
What, you were somehow made redundant
Weren't jobs abundantly abundant? 
Are you bending the truth, my friend? 
Is spreading disinformation a new trend? 
Don't you mean they gave you the boot, 
They fired your ass, laid you off and no parachute? 
No? Oh it was a surplus reduction in personnel... 
A workforce imbalance correction? Oh hell! 
I mean, darn, as you were let go
Offered a career change at your word game show 
Personnel was being realigned? I see... oh Scooby Doowee!
Another employee transition in the place to be. 

So there you are, penniless and broke 
Or economically disadvantaged, longing for a smoke, 
Wondering if you should take legal action 
Don't you mean sue their asses and get some satisfaction? 
Too bad you've got a temporary negative cash flow 
You're monetarily challenged, did you know? 
Now all you can afford is substandard housing 
No cash to go browsing 
In an economically depressed neighborhood 
No internet presidents for you, meaning no livelihood 
No more driving around in your pre-loved car 
No more genuine imitation leather for your fat-n'-stinky star 
Of course, I mean your voluptuous little butt 
No more Gentlemen's Special Interest Literature at your hut 
But at least you're well endowed, you've got special private parts 
Does that mean you are a bigger person too — in a way, say, off the charts?

You'd better undo this involuntarily separation 
You don't want to embrace this challenging situation 
Until you're dead and gone... yes, feeling no pain
Passed away, departed, laid to rest in Spain, 
'He met his maker... 
Such a deal breaker!' 
Do something before you cash in your chips 
Like Gladys Knight & the Pips 
'Yes, we had a negative patient outcome
And then some... 

Why do people speak this way? 
Are you in between jobs too 
Or were you plain fired at your shoe?

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