MENTAL NOTE

"Though we cannot make our sun stand still, yet we will make him run."
Blue, resist the urge to use facebook. You can do it. Good luck.
Cats and dogs can be friends. So can cowboys and indians. So can we.
Why try to be the best when there's no hierarchy in heaven?

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Game on! No iPads Allowed in the Cloud . . .

Instead of wining about how I was in hell for six months, I wanted to show you what the real Blogger Board looks like. It's good to be able to say, 'what it looks like', though. I'm seriously on medication. The bottle says, "Take three pills a day to restore your insanity. Good luck."


P.S.: I'm told Brandon & Bryan look slightly different today. Well, Pat, I never thought our friends needed a facelift that soon. But I suppose they can afford the surgery now that they're the proud owners of their own private Boss Jet. I'm still saving up for my next botox session. Gone for half a year and the whole world's-a-changing.

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63 comments:

  1. Nice to see you back! Good luck restoring your insanity!

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  2. Hey, good to see you back! The board looks awesome. And yeah, you wouldn't believe how much cosmetic surgery it took to chisel out those old football heads of ours and make us look like normal people.

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    1. Hi fellas! Sorry I didn't visit you for, like, half a year, but I had some trouble reading. Do you reckon one day my blue football head will be replaced by a normal one too?

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  3. Your wining about things now?
    I guess 6 months away changes whining some how lol
    That board looks grand
    Still remember you telling me at my sand
    I was the first to know
    Or second to your show
    Such a special cat
    And yeah, now their heads aren't so flat

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    1. You sure were the first
      But then again you've got the biggest thirst
      To know more at your kitty shore
      That's why again you're the first I came knockin' on his door
      Hey, I'm gonna need a special pill
      To keep me from ever getting this friggin' ill
      Does The Cat have one of those to share
      Or will it make me lose my hair?

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  4. Me encantan las fotografías, son geniales. Ha estado un regalo el visitar tu bloc, te invito visitar el mio y si te gusta espero que te hagas seguidora.
    Elracodeldetall.blogspot.com

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    1. Hola julia, gracias por visitarme. Voy a visitarte pronto.:)

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    2. Which pills are you taking, Randy Mandy? I wanna start speaking Spanish too! :)

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    3. Oh my docs are fond of many different pills,Dezz, the most hated of which without a doubt being prednisone. But I've got two types of sarcoidosis: the one in my lungs as well as the neurological variant responsible for my psychedelic trip.

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    4. poop always comes in buckets never in small quantities, I'm afraid :(

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    5. When the shit hits the fan it always comes in buckets. Ain't that the truth. Too bad money rarely does the same.

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  5. Restore your insanity? Why would anyone want to lose it in the first place? World is a happier place when we're slightly insane!
    Such delight seeing you back in all your blues, Blue! Does this mean the treatment/medications are working?

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    1. Yes, of course. I need to restore my insanity for I've not been feeling like myself of late. Slightly insane in the membrane... sounds like a hit. The treatment is working if only partially. But right now I'm sure settling for partially. Don't need to tell you anything about hospitals, right? Good to hear from you again.

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    2. We do hate hospitals and boo and hiss on them hellish places..... Hope you at least had hot nurses there.... if you was able to see their hotness, of course, in the first place :P
      So, happy to hear something is moving in the positive direction at your front, Randy Mandy.

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    3. I saw something. Nothing hot, though. Thank God I can look in the mirror again and see.... myself. :D

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    4. at least in that respect some things are actually good when seen double :)
      So, no shaky vision now? How is Angie dearest?

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    5. Haha good one. No shaky vision? I wish. There's a whole lotta shaking going on, but at least it's all recognisable. No more psychedelic trips for me please.

      Angie has been a real sweetheart. Patient and caring even when I came close to hitting rock bottom. Trembling hands, I had trouble walking, buildings reminding me of flags, shortness of breath and hearing shhhhhhhhh all day long (I still do) - the works. But she never ever gave up. Thanks for asking, Dazzling Dezzmeister.

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    6. kinda like a nonstop earthquake around you :(
      I often suffer from shortness of breath too, due to my poor ticky ticker... especially in today's ever so stressful world.....
      Give Angie your love handle tonight, she deserves it for being so nice with you :)

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    7. My love handle is like a candle. Oh wait, did I say that out loud? Dezz, what can I say or do to make your ticky ticker go tic toc the right way? It's easier said than done but we should try to avoid stress and remember there are lots of good people who care.

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    8. You mean soft like a candle, straight like a candle, or burns quickly like a candle? :)
      Sadly, Blue, nothing you can do... nor me... I've just had to survive too many ebil crap in my life and a ticky ticker can handle only so much even when it's strong as a lion.... and mine was more coonish from the start....

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    9. Very funny. No, seriously. Very funny. Haha. See, I like your joke. I'm so glad to be able to read again. Haha. I mean. Otherwise I would've missed out on such a witty joke. But it's not a joke. Soft, straight, quick... It all depends on the sun and the moon. Blue Moon.

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  6. Im sure yesterday I let a comment! Im sooo happy you come back!!

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    1. I think I saw it too. Now, where is it? Oh wait, something terrible happened and I blocked it. Perdóname :) It's good to see you again. Now, where are my blueberries?

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  7. A pill to regain you sanity???? Perhaps, it is good to be a bit insane..more fun at times..Welcome back blue..

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    1. Thanks, Truedessa. A pill to regain my INsanity. How else do you expect a blue guy to be happy in this world?

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  8. The cat has no pill
    Although he does take one at his hill
    It isn't special though
    Just used to make him go
    For when he can't pee
    It costs a lot of money

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    1. And when you gotta go, you gotta go
      Remember that dino show?
      So take that pill if you will
      Or else poor Pat's stuck with yet another friggin' bill

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    2. The last thing we need
      At our feed
      Enough of those
      May have to sell my toes lol

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    3. There's gonna be be a dino 4
      Knockin' on your kitty door
      What part didn't they get
      When we said no more?

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  9. Wow so cool.. I shudda got married in my Iron Man suit :)

    Glad to have u back Blue :)

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  10. OK, I'm totally lost about the blogger board, but I'm glad that you're back.

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    1. Oh don't feel lost. Just click HERE, is all you need to do. Thanks for stopping by.

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  11. I bloody love that Blogger Board. You are genius!


    Welcome back :)

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    1. Thanks, Jules. It's good to be back. Genius might not be the right word. :)

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    2. the only bad thing about it is me sending people back to hell after they almost reach the heaven :) That is so unlike angelic little moi :P

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    3. So basically what he's saying, Jules, is Blogger Board needs to be updated. I suspect Dezzy wants to be number 35 :)

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    4. twould be more natural for everybody to yearn to end up in the palace of my Imperial Dezziness :) Isn't that the essence of life?

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    5. That's it! The essence of life... I've often wondered: what is the essence of life. And now I know. I feel so blessed.

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    6. you've been dezzed, not blessed, Blue :)

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    7. I've been dezzed.... You reckon that's something I can put on my resume?

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    8. Well, Luke Evans has it in his resume (that's how he got the HOBBIT role) and Hiddlestone has it too... so why wouldn't you?

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    9. You're not actually comparing with Evens and Hiddlestone, now are you? That's so depressing. Now I'm thinking what I should tell you you should eat.

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  12. It's so good to see you back, Blue!! I'm glad to hear things are getting a bit better. You did a fantastic job on your Blogger Board! Take care!

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    1. Ms Elsie Amata... how are you today? Thanks for stopping by. So good to hear from you again.

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  13. Blue dude,

    Seems you are almost right as rain. Whatever the hell, right as rain, means. Nice to have you back. Even if I didn't even know you were away :) Blogger "Bored"? Surely not.

    Gary :)

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    1. Right as rain... now who came up with that one? Probably some alliteration fetishist trying to sound smart.

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  14. Oh MAN!!!

    I can't even begin to tell you how wonderful it is to have you back!!!

    Bless your heart... I've worried about you... I've asked about you...

    and now here you ARE!!!!

    YAYYYY!!!!!!!!!

    ~shoes~

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    1. YEY is the new HAR... I know that much. Howdy partner, I can tell ya it sure is good to be back. One foot in the grave don't mean nothing to me, you know that. They'd have to beat me with a big stick to get rid of me (knock on wood). Thanks for the blessing. I can use one of those. Shoes, I'll be talking to you real soon.

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  15. A lot can happen in 6 months, good to have you back!

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    1. Hey hey look who's here... Damian himself. Yes, a lot can happen in six months or in six weeks for that matter. I know I don't have to tell you that. Good to see you again.

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  16. Hey, Blue Grumpster. I'm sorry that u have been ill for six months. And to lose your eyesight that had to be extremely scary.

    Buttons passed on Monday. He had two emergency surgeries in two weeks. On the second one, they opened him up to explore a mass in his stomach and found that he had cancer throughout his body. I asked the vet if he was still sedated. He said yes. I told him I will be there shortly. He went peacefully and that's all I ever prayed for--

    I hope ur health improves.

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    1. Poor little dog. I'm so sorry to hear that. It felt like I knew him so well. Poor little dog. It makes me so sad. Sigh.

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    2. I was scared and angry too. But I got to see a lot of nice colors, so it's not like it was boring. It's tough though when words don't stick on a page if you know what I mean. But enough about me. Poor little dog.

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  17. I'm not on that board, either. I'm going home.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. We so need an updated version. But you're a partner in crime, that's for sure. I mean I've been seriously ill, for half a year. I can't be flawless yet.

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  18. Yo, how am I so behind on all these posts? I would blame the "G" word, but I could never be so callous as to question my benevolent lord Google. That board is super sexy thanks to my inclusion on it. Just keep adding a sentient pickle with antlers on it and it shall remain super sexy.

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    1. Maybe you're a busy man, is all. Busy and super sexy. Maybe.

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  19. been awhile since we saw the board

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  20. I thought you might come back as Green. With your blurry vision all that time, you probably felt you were that color. haha. So glad you're better...hope you continue to improve. At least we have you back! You've been missed!

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    1. I sure did feel that way. Thanks, Betsy.

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