MENTAL NOTE

"Though we cannot make our sun stand still, yet we will make him run."
Blue, resist the urge to use facebook. You can do it. Good luck.
Cats and dogs can be friends. So can cowboys and indians. So can we.
Why try to be the best when there's no hierarchy in heaven?

Friday, April 4, 2014

A Great Day or so They Say

Dear Rosey,

I'm writing this email especially 4 you. My day's been pretty good so far, thank you for asking. But somehow it feels like it's one of those days when there's more going on than meets the eye. Care to know more? 

It starts at the beginning. I woke up, got out of bed at six and had some mixed nuts. What can I say, I needed my daily dose. I'm supposed to be on a diet but I was hungry again… so hungry in fact I could've easily eaten an antelope and a big pickle stuffed right in the back entrance, pardon my Greek. Or maybe just some pickles and tickles to make the experience extra special. But I'm a lousy cook, so I'm afraid it would be more akin to poking a rock than stuffing a delicious roasted antelope straight from this Canela Kitchen I've been hearing rumors about. It's like Hell's Kitchen, only better.

I put on my red suede shoes and just as I was about to unlock the front door and let my hunky blue jeans talk, here comes Mr Cat saying, "meow meow meow" (perfect rhyme too) FOLLOWED by his buddy Penny, the smartest dog on the planet, or so Santa claims. She looked at me with her sweet puppy dog eyes that seemed to be saying in a very very smart way, "Blue Dude n' Stuff, don’t you worry about your horrible hippo snoring or how it affects your love life. F*cklove, but never ever mock my turtle musings, you hear? Now go chase a rainbow instead. And don't say, 'OMG FML!' ever again. Why are you looking at me that way? Don't you follow?" Well, I think that's what she meant. She's weird that way but the Cat loves her so much I've got no choice but to keep her too even if I myself have an undisputed predilection for pussy cats and correct grammar. But you don't go and ditch a black dog, now do you? Mr Cat would round up all of his ten million or so friends and cause a riot, kitties blazing guns, that kinda deal. Besides, how they met was pure serendipity so who am I to separate a doggie from her true love? Anyhippo, I said goodbye to Mr Cat and Mrs Dog and spent all day at the beach. Azurah Beach. Which is like Bora beach only the water there's a deeper shade of blue. Just the way I like it.

Now, as I was tanning my blue skin, surrounded by coconut trees and minding my own business, the strangest thing happened. My secretary patched through an urgent phone call from a man named Fanny who, in a frenzy, told me about this terrifying nightmare he'd been having about a Holy Ghost and a woman's poop cake. Really scary shit. He's been having some seriously Dark Thoughts. Said in this dream he wanted to W.I.P. it and feel Young again. I think the woman's name was Janet or Janie. Jackie? Joanne? I keep telling myself I need to get my statistical facts straight (statistically speaking) nothing random either, but he was so upset, sitting upright in his Fanny Bed and sweating, it was hard to make out what he was saying. So the only advice I could give him was, "Woman, you really need to overcome this!" But then he said that's easier said than done for in this particularly terrifying nightmare there was also this humongous japing ape his grandparents had once told him about. They said, "There's this ape that can speak like a true politician. A real force to be reckoned with." But the way see I it, that's just a myth. And Mythology is not my thing, unless you show me a whip aboard my rocket and tell me you insist. What is a fact, though, is the world will never be a better place. It's all political. Starting in kindergarten, it's one big political spectacle on so many levels. Speaking of which, Sandra, this new friend of mine, told me about how she supports a merit day for politicians. I now do too.

At 6 p.m. I asked Captain Har to take his blue friend back home again via Manila, so now I'm sitting in my Sherry Garden pondering my true wanderings, my flaws, why I've never been No.#1 but Hank always is, and why this world isn't a better place. The grumpy stuff. But I'm grateful for many things too. I have a roof over my head. A private secretary. Friends with boats. One set of non-humphappy normal neighbors. That needs to be pointed pointed pointed out. From where I'm sitting in the breeze, I can see normal neighbor 1 playing auction with her kids. I once heard it said she's got five men. Five? I'm not sure what that means, but she seems all normal.

Well, Rosey, I've been tapping away on this piece of plywood garbage for so long now, I think I'm gonna go and make myself all comfy on the good ole couch again. Not quite the same deal as Bora, but I'm not complaining. It's all mine. But first I need to freshen myself up a bit, and watch some TV. According to Mr TV Guide here, there's this Hollywood show at eleven (quote) "about penguins and an army of spies trying to uncover the secret of some backlit keyboard mystery"(unquote). A backlit keyboard mystery. I don't have a backlit keyboard. Do you? I've got a flat one. I know this for a fact because I'm looking at it. Why in the world did I buy it? Well, I suppose sometimes I'm such a derp. Other than that, it's all good.

Now excuse me while I end today's ramblings from my typer, grab a beer or two and take a very long shower. (I've run out of milk.) 

Blue

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117 comments:

  1. Interesting--

    "Professor"Alex and I stayed up till 3:30 a.m. this morning watching a very bad thunderstorm roll through Memphis. U see--"Professor"Alex barks at the sound of thunder. I am still learning his character. And he would race from the front and back door barking like he was chasing the storm. What to do? What to do? He was in a fenzy and barking so loud. He is not a barker so this was quite unusual. Well, I decided to lift the blinds and watch the storm and guess what that calmed "Professor"Alex down. He leap up on the couch and then on to the ledge that is in front of the window. So we sat and watched the storm until it passed through. Needless, to say I am very very very very tired but today is Friday and if I just need to get through the day and evening at the Coffeehouse.

    Serendipity--my favorite word.

    Right now, I am picking out all the "red" jellybeans and eating them. Why I do not know? I am on a red kick. Everything red.

    Have a blessed day!!! Luv from ur friends in Memphis "Stormy"Dawn and "Professor"Alex

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    1. Just between the two of us.... I bark too when there's a thunderstorm. Don't quite know why that is. Maybe I should ask Angie to lift the blinds as well. Poor little Professor Alex... getting all excited. I reckon he just wants to protect you. "There's a storm! There's a storm!" How are things at the Coffeehouse?

      Serendipity is a beautiful word. And I'm not surprised it's your favorite.

      Thank you, Miss Stormy Dawn for taking the time to stop by again. Say hi to Professor Alex for me, will yah? Now, I won't disturb you while you're busy picking out all those red jellybeans. You're making me kinda hungry.

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  2. Things are well at both jobs. I have learned a few lessons along the way. A very interesting Bible quote today for me which applies to me. 1 Thessalonians 4:11
    Also, make it your goal to live quietly, do your work, and earn your own living, as we ordered you. Then your way of life will win respect from those outside, the church, and you won't have to depend on anyone else for what you need.

    I met an author about a week ago. She brought me in an autographed copy of her book last night. I so appreciated it. It's is small gestures that make me the happiest. The simple things. Like red jelly beans. And a single pink red rose with babies breath in a jelly jar on my desk. And my tubby tummy teddy bears sitting amongst my stuff at work. As I headed out this morning, I noticed the rose bush I planted last spring is coming back to life. I will add two more friends (rose bushes) to my garden this year. And something purple. And I am going to buy a rocking chair so that I can sit outside and read and let "Professor"Alex enjoy the outdoors. My life is so blessed.

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    1. Life lessons are the best lessons. Not necessarily the most pleasant of lessons, though. Buy they are the ones we remember. My life is so quiet right now I have to check the mirror to see if I'm still there.

      Nothing like an unexpected surprise. Doesn't have to be big to be appreciated. The simple things... I sure can relate. And as for gardening... I may be blue but my fingers are green on the inside.

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  3. What? The cat hung out with a mutt
    Geez good thing i covered my butt
    No wonder you didn't find the present left outside your door
    She ate it as the cat went to explore
    These are always fun to see and do
    Incorporating the blog crew
    The links are a pain in the ass though
    When many start to show
    Poop cake would be scary shit
    Five men does sound strange a bit lol
    Hank always goes for #1
    You need to get up early to end his run
    Have a rosey day
    The mail isn't far away

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    1. But it's a friendly mutt today
      Saying Pat in the Hatt let's go play
      What present? Where? Tell me more?
      I bet you took it to your shore
      You've got a couple of thou to entertain
      I've got only 6p aboard my train
      Hank's the fastest rainbow guy
      Beating me doesn't even try
      Five's the magic number I guess
      Five hundred would be a mess
      A rosey day to you too
      Now, where's that kangaroo shoe....

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    2. Friendly is fine
      by the feline
      Plus the cat likes to bit their tail
      And listen to them wail
      That shoe is hidden away
      Have to wait until the 3rd book is one display

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    3. Just don't bite it off
      Making them wail is enough
      The third book I will await
      Raking it in with a bit of bait

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    4. Allow me to quote Betsy (see her comment below):

      "Well, look at you! What an incredible piece of writing that rivals, if not surpasses, anything that Rhyming Cat does! I'm sure he turned green with envy at your amazing blue-brained post. haha."

      Yippee
      For me!

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    1. R had been around for months once more, although he doesn't have a shore

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    2. No shore, just a name
      No variation, just the same
      A kind of friendly spam
      Slam bam thank you ma'am

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    3. He did have a blog before
      I guess he jut likes to explore

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    4. Maybe he's a copycat
      Another cat on my mat
      How about that?
      Why an R Mr. R-man
      Don't tell me, you're Ratman
      Jumping out of a tin can
      Like spam hitting the fan
      Always for free
      Yippee to thee

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    5. haha a copy cat
      Squash him flat
      Maybe he was snip snip
      And now can't give much lip

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    6. I still think Pat is R

      Sad that R is homeless with no blog of his own for us to comment on.

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    7. @The Cat - Snip snip made him hip
      R is back making me jump ship
      @Elsie - The thought has crossed my mind...

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    8. We're both really jealous of you now because R doesn't spam us. What, our posts aren't "great" enough for you??

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    9. How dare he! Maybe you should switch off your R spam filter.

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    10. haha R lives in California, is what my spies tell me. So sure is heck isn't me at my sea.

      I need to find an R spam filter, then I'd get S visiting me though and I hear S is full of, well you know

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    11. Ah good ole Cali... Nope Cali isn't Cana. The weather is slightly different too. S is full of... I know.

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    12. Yep, much warmer there
      San Jose is his R lair

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    13. You seem to know quite a lot
      About this mysterious R plot

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    14. Oh i can know quite a lot about you too
      Should I go to my secret computer and view

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    15. Don't! Lest you should go all kitty blind
      It's just too horrible what you would find
      A secret computer to reveal my blue stuff
      Don't think I'll call your bluff
      Not today
      I'd rather eat clay
      Or turn grey
      At my bay

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  5. Holy ghosts have a good supply of poop cakes, fyi

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    1. Someone's been reading a thing or two. I'll tell her.

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  6. when you go tanning, Blue, what happens to your skin, it turns midnight blue or navy blue? And when you play too much with yourself does it become deeper shade of blue? :)
    You know, you could've baked five cakes in the time it took to write this post of yours :P A backlit keyboard still is a dream for this spy....

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    1. Sunny blue. Followed by a deeper shade of midnight blue, of course. How did you know? I haven't seen a penguin spy in quite a while. I could send you this one...

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  7. I'm still enjoying my backlit keyboard while I muse, about what else? Turtles.

    I'm kind of worried now, Blue. You see, with all that power you hold over the world of Blogger, you've made me a bit nervous mentioning me in your post. I'm afraid they'll come after me!

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    1. I might have to send Dezzy one of those. What do you think?

      They won't come after you. I'll ask Dezzy to send his army of lean, mean penguins on their flat buttocks.

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    2. Dezzy would love the romance of a backlit keyboard!

      It's been awhile since I've seen Dezzy's penguins. They used to protect Anne and me.

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    3. they;re still in Annzie's backyard digging her out of all that freaking snow that avalanched on her house last winter..... In their absence My Dezziness is protected by my coon and possum squads and alpaca guards....

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    4. @Elsie - Maybe they'll be back... like R.

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  8. That was very cool how you got all of those links in there. Makes perfect sense too. Great imagination you have.

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  9. Dear Blue,

    I was just pondering about you and thought I would come over to say
    hello and see what is new. A very clever letter weaving all the folks that
    mean the most to you. It would be nice to get a tan on some far away
    shore..or maybe, just blow up a couple of inflatable palm trees and dream
    of aqua seas..I too often wondered what color a blue person would turn
    once in the sun..perhaps, indigo blue would be rather nice..as I do enjoy
    a colorful sky..can't you just hear me sigh as the water rushes by..I was
    once told I was "true" blue..which has something to do with being loyal
    to ones self or others..I don't know it seems like it was a hundred years
    ago so, blue is one of my favorite colors as I often dance to a blue
    beat..the problem is I am the only one who can hear it..(smiling)..

    Sincerely,
    TrueWanderings a/k/a Truedessa your blue friend..

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    1. Always good to hear from you
      You're one of our crew that's really true
      Loyal to yourself and others too
      Never forgetting about a guy named blue
      True blue may not suit me though
      I'm a deeper shade of blue at my show
      Inflatable palm trees, just no inflatable egos I hope
      Spoiling our fun, making us cope and grope
      I hear your sigh a sound so fine
      Like water rushing by to the sound of wine
      Truedessa what's that beat I hear
      It is soft and sweet and yet so clear

      Sincerely,
      Blue aka you know who

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    2. Wonder Blue which path is better the hump or the normal?
      I would never spoil any fun...so away I will run..
      just feeling really deep blue tonight....can't even rhyme..

      take care...

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    3. That's a very good question, Truedessa. I know what you mean, too. Listen, even when you're a deeper shade of blue, you can't spoil our fun so don't run. Stay.

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  10. Evening Blue....
    I am so excited!
    You actually included ME!
    Awesome....
    Great writing, Blue ♥️
    I am deeply touched......very very deeply....touched....
    Cheers!
    Linda :o)

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    1. You betcha I included you! You didn't think I would exclude you, now did you? Thanks for the kind words. How is Mr. Finch today? Fast asleep at your bay? Enjoying the verns, ready to play?

      Cheers, Linda :)

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    2. He flew away...
      Will be back another day...
      What's that you say?
      Yes Blue...you made my day♥️

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    3. He'll be back Mr. Finch I know
      Maybe he flew all the way to my show
      With a message from Linda's lair
      Sitting in your comfy chair :)

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  11. There once was a man named Blue
    Grumpster, to those that he knew
    'Till his basket of bollocks
    Finally got frolics
    Skipping, he pissed in the loo:D
    (What...?!? Better that, than pissing in the pot you came in...brings a whole new meaning to wet spot, and whose sleeping where and in what)

    You're Golden, through and through, Blue...gotta love a man who wears his balls of blue, hard and choking for relief, gangsta style for all to SEE!

    Clever little ditty you did there, By the by...and feeling quite the peacock with ma' tail in a plume for the linkage. Who'd a thunk my dirty dawg ways would make your list:D

    Happy frolics through the tulips, my colicky friend:D

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    1. Full force here he comes Mr bollocks fan
      With his dirty dawg ways speaking like a man
      Much better that loo job dirty joke spinner
      Making me sound like a beginner
      A Flush Master is key and wet too
      No wet spots on my blue suede shoe
      Just some grumpy goo
      Especially for you

      Enjoy the flowers
      Sniffable and fine
      Ready to dine

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  12. You creative genius! I bloody love that - so clever. Here's a kiss :*

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    1. It's been a sunny day and now a kiss from Juliette on top of that.... sheer heaven. Oh what a day! :) Thanks, Jules.

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    2. Now that's what I'm talking about! Captain Harrrrr eat your hearrrrrrt out!

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  13. So splendid to hear about your day, and now I have this strange urge to go visit some of my favorite blogs. :)

    Happy Beer & Showering to ya!

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    1. I wonder why that is.... And now I feel the need to grab another beer and say hi to Miss Shower. Again. I wonder why that is....

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  14. Very creative Blue. I love this letter. Is this your variation on the alphabet challenge????

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    1. Thanks, Robin. That means a lot coming from you. :)

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  15. Well, look at you! What an incredible piece of writing that rivals, if not surpasses, anything that Rhyming Cat does! I'm sure he turned green with envy at your amazing blue-brained post. haha.

    And I'm so flattered that I'm your normal neighbor! Who knew! I guess I should turn my zoom lens off the duck and look for you! hahaha.

    Five men. Yep. One husband, two pregnancies, four sons. Wow. Yeah, I'm special like that. lol....

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    1. Thank you very much for making me blush. That's quite an achievement. I wonder what shade of green The Cat will turn when he reads your comment. He'll deny it...

      You sure are one special normal neighbor.

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    2. haha and all i have to say to you is Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

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    3. Why he will turn Cat-Eye-Green, of course!

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    4. Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
      And I raise you a Scooby Doo!
      Or part three of your kangaroo shoe!

      @Betsy - Cat-Eye-Green but never Mean Green at his scene.

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    5. You want a Scooby snack
      For your link attack?

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    6. Why not?
      If that all you got :)

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  16. I wish I could be a fly on the wall at your house. If you wouldn't squash me.

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    1. I'd recommend avoiding Blue's toilet and also the area around his couch also known as his snoring throne chamber :)

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    2. @Riot Kitty - Or you could just stop by. I promise I won't squash you if you keep your machine gun at home ;)
      @Dezzmeister - Sound advice from the Dezz.

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  17. Very clever post, though Hank isn't number 1 here or here at all (yet)

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    1. He was here last week
      I guess he doesn't want to speak
      At the place of the blue face
      Not poetical my case
      But he'll be back dear Hank
      You can take that to the bank

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    2. Beg your pardon, Blue! Would normally return comments. Being late here!

      Hank

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    3. Hahahaha I knew you'd notice my little rhyme
      Adam made me throw a dime
      Said you'd problably not stop by
      Guess who made him cry
      Mr Statistics was wrong
      I knew you'd come along
      And hear my song
      One more day
      A whole weekend to play
      Have fun and sunshine too
      With a rainbow shining on your crew :)

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  18. How many hours did you spent in my palace last night, Sir Randy Mandy? Did the penguins have to kick you out? :PP

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    1. Must have been a opy cat. I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe it was R copycatting me after first copycatting the real R. Okay... maybe I was there doing research.

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    2. aha! So R stands for Randy! The spy has revealed the mystery!

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    3. You're smart. It's the R on my Randy outfit. Like Superman with a twist.

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  19. I love it!!! Thanks for the honorable mention:)

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  20. Good afternoon, my friend... a rainy, stormy day here in the Delta...

    I am trying to get caught up on all of my way behind blog readings... Sometimes, Life just throws us for a loop... no?

    I've come to know that your comments sections are as much fun to read as your posts are!!!

    I hope all is well for you....

    ~shoes~

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    1. Why, good (if rainy) afternoon yourself, Professor Har. I was waiting for you, Sir. There's no real party without professor Shoes joining us, you know that. Yes, life can make us chase our own tail on a bad day. Hope it's been a good day for you though, my friend. As for myself, I'm doing just fine. Some problems with my eyes, but nothing for me to worry about. Talk to you real soon.

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  21. That was seriously impressive! Well done!

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    1. Thank you, Sherry. Of course I had to include you and your beautiful gardens... and pretend one of those is mine :)

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  22. Mine a Hell kitchen? Lol
    Im a sweet girl you know..until something.

    Anyway thanks by include me grumpy!
    Icome to say hello this week almost I dont had notebook!
    Miss you dear:)

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    1. Well, you're better than Gordon, so... I''ll stop by really soon Gloria. Don't think I've forgotten about you :) I'm just so swamped in work and I'm still a bit slow because I'm not feeling 100% yet. But almost.

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    2. Ha! I saw you in others sites lol
      but is Ok always happens me:(
      Gordon is terrible didn´t I prefer be Nigella!! she is more sexy

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    3. Good idea! I loooooove Nigella. Um... her cooking I mean.

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  23. Your impressive display of linksmanship is second to none. Very clever. Now if only we could figure out where we were interjected in this post. Guess I'll have to take a beer or two into the shower while I mull this one over...

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    1. There's this special software called Bluesearch2014. All you have to do is type your favorite word beer and lo and behold: no need for you fellas to try and figure it out using microscopes or fingertips in the dark. ;)

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  24. Finally I found mine ha ha ha but that was after three returns and readings! Very CLEVER Blue! Very clever! THANKS!

    Now I need to find time visiting all those links again ;)

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  25. Excellent post! You must have a university degree in linking. Very impressive!

    And thanks for including us!

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    1. Linking is an important skill in my profession. (I teach academic writing... Would you believe that?) Of course I included you. How could I not have? What would be the point point point?

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  26. I threw out my poop cake when the new dishwasher was installed. But now Mrs. Roomba is missing a wheel that looks like an eyeball. She chugs around, slow and blind.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. When will it ever stop? But at least the poop cake is gone. Did anyone come to pick it up?

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  27. I'm not sure about feeling Young... her hubby might have a word or two ;)
    (couldn't resist)

    Fun post! And it's good not to miss that Hollywood show!!

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    1. You might be on to something, Lynda. (couldn't resist either) That Hollywood Spy is worth a try.... um.... delete delete.... That Hollywood Spy is a great guy. Yes, that less ambiguous. Sorry Dezzzz. I couldn't resist :p

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    2. 'tis true... everybody should try the spy!

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    3. And get addicted in the process?

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  28. Holy hell, that must've been an enormous amount of work to fit all those blogs in there! I'm honored to be included, though. Now you've got me wohdering if I could manage that. I'm betting I'd get stuck right from the start. You are quite the creative genius. :-)

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    1. Holy hell and I raise you an amen. Actually, no. This kind of thing comes natural to me, and I mean that in a non-bragging kinda way. Fun is easy, you see. Of course I included you. OMG why wouldn't I. Don't say you'd get stuck. Just give it a try and you'll find you're the creative genius you didn't know you were. ;)

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  29. Blue this one was pretty clever. I need to read this again in my flat butt and flat chest laptop to figure out all the links. Pretty good one Blue.

    And amen to having R spam your blog too. No yippee for me :'(

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    1. Why would you want to figure out all the links? That's like a part-time job. You've got two jobs already, one including a whip ;)

      No yippee for you? How dare he!

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  30. Gee Whiz, and I though Pat was impressive by including all those blogs in his random blogger posts. You went the extra mile to even link. I am honored to be included:) Thank you! I think you deserve a Bora vacation after all the work you put into that!

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    1. Pat The Cat is all that. I'm all that plus one. But only today ;) Thanks for stopping by.

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  31. Darling Blue,

    You got out of bed at 6am and had some mixed nuts? Usually, I have mixed nuts and then get out of bed!

    And later in your day, a man called Fanny phoned you! It wasn't me, darling, I promise. I may sound husky in the morning, but no-one ever mistakes me for a man!

    My Aunt Maud once told me that to get through a really stressful day, the best thing to do is to go to the medicine cabinet and just start popping Valium like they're Smarties - I might try this tomorrow and I'll let you know how it turns out!

    Fanny xx

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    1. Oh I'm so confused now. And yet, I'm not. Do you know what I mean. Leave a couple of those um... Smarties for me. ;)

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  32. why I've never been No.#1 but Hank always is, and why this world isn't a better place. The grumpy stuff. But I'm grateful for many things too. I have a roof over my head. A private secretary.

    Say Blue, you've done it. You've matched Pat and the Cat! Must have taken lots of time creating your masterpiece here. Fantastic!
    Being first is now a mission. Just need to be there. Makes sure Hank can meet with those regulars everyday. And another thing! Your diligence and time given to responding on comments just as great as Pat! Keep it up Blue!

    Hank

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    1. Finally... there he is.... Hank himself. The Cat will find it amusing to find you're No.#100 at my show haha. I've always believed people who write a comment deserve a reply. But that's just me. To each his own. Thanks for stopping by.

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  33. Where are you when I've written a fairy tale, oh fairy tale lover? Eh? Go to the letter G for Gruff for the new 'once upon a time' pleeeeease :)

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  34. You are my charming Prince, you are, you are!

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    1. Your grumpy dragon. I can rhyme too. But only for you.

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  35. Now, hold on, were you insinuating that you could either eat my deliciously antlered avatar or insert it rectally? Those are the two choices? Not, "take a bite, put it back in the refrigerator"? Straight to up the butt, huh?
    Who am I kidding, of course I'm flattered.

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    1. Pickleope Von Pickleopeland... a typical case of last but not least. I insinuate whatever you want me to insinuate. I'm that flexible, sir. Straight up is the only way in my book. That's why I will never be a politician. I'm flattered you decided to sneak in after all, using the back door. Pun intended. ;)

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  36. I'm glad that you enjoyed your day at my beach, come visit again soon :D

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