For Bluety is on his way back and he is thirsty like a nun on Sunday, impatiently waiting for the young and British to bring him some tea with a twist. Kinky Blue tea. Shaken and stirred and shaken again if thy name be Juliette for I so love that door. Ahem and har to you, Captain Red Shoe. So now you're wondering... did he meet that final deadline or did he succumb to the world of shameless nothingness some call Facebook? Or did he finally show everyone on high the blue finger with a vengeance while nonchalantly munching and munching and munching on a vegetarian sausage? Or did he jump that poor horse's bones ─ Yeehaw! ─ and swear he would burn Academia City down to the ground if he ever saw another needless deadline in his miserable life again? Well?
Ah here comes my tea. Thank you Jules. That is sure to calm me down and feed the blues. I bet you never knew tea could do that, did ya. But it's blue tea. That changes things. I'm so stressed bourbon ain't gonna do the trick. Dare I say you look dashingly beautiful in your brand new outfit? Do all of you know she has a new home to match her unique brand of unrivaled classiness? Thank you Jules and thank you Truedessa, Goddess of Poetry, for your words of encouragement when all I did was work. Gloria, do you still have some of that wonderful Blue cake left? Could you put something strong in it this time? Thank you, dear. Where is Azra? I miss that girl. Shoes, keep that chin up.
It's strange to be talking about nothing when all you really want to do is talk about everything. It's soberingly disappointing to have to realize that working 80 hours a week can drain each drop of your creative fluids. Ever been there? What pill did you take to get back on track? Maybe I should ask Manzanita if she's got a special herb to soothe my restless mind. But one thing I know... The rocket's changed its course and it's on its way back to earth, and when it has landed and I find myself climbing down that shiny ladder, I'll be thinking of one thing, and one thing only: I'm running home, folks. I'm running home.
This is Blue on board the Blue Dildo 1 signing off.
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