MENTAL NOTE

"Though we cannot make our sun stand still, yet we will make him run."
Blue, resist the urge to use facebook. You can do it. Good luck.
Cats and dogs can be friends. So can cowboys and indians. So can we.
Why try to be the best when there's no hierarchy in heaven?

Sunday, August 24, 2014

On Titmice and the Prudishness of Dics

Case in point: tit. Intro: sex and violence ─ don't you just love it? Well, when they're portrayed in movies, I mean. But how come there are parents aplenty who would rather have their kids watch someone getting shot or their heads blown off than to expose their innocent souls to the bare Hills of um... Beverly? 

Is it perhaps because we don't want to be reminded of our own needs, let alone admit in public what everyone else already knows ─ that there's a whole lot of uncontrolled heat awaiting Mr. Lucky underneath that thin layer of civilization? 

Speaking of thin layers, I don't know about you, but I'm always annoyed by having to look at male tits in movies while the gorgeous woman lying right next to mister-check-out-my-manly-nipples is conveniently hiding underneath a strategically placed sheet. There's a double standard at work here that annoys me more than anything else, and you know how much we hate double standards, don't we ladies? So I looked up the word tit in the Oxford Advanced American Dictionary, that all American wonder of all things wordy (http://oaadonline.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/dictionary/tit), wondering if perhaps it would be strategically hiding too. This is what I got, much to my surprise I might add:

Entry not found in this dictionary! See the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary entry for blue tit.

Blue tit? I'm not interested in no blue tit. I see blue tits on a regular basis, and I don't mean the blue birds in your garden. And what do you mean, "Entry not found?" Are you telling me there's no such things as tits? Really, Oxford Advanced American Dictionary?

Undefeated, I looked up the word tit in dictionary.com.
This is what I got:
noun
1. a titmouse.
2. any of various other small birds.
3. Archaic. a girl or young woman; hussy.
4. Archaic. a small or poor horse; nag.

That's it? A titmouse... really? Thinking three times is a charm, I resorted to http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/tit
This is what I got:

1 IMPOLITE a woman's breast
2 a small bird that is common in Europe
3 BRITISH IMPOLITE a stupid person
4 INFORMAL a teat

Finally, a woman's breast. Impolite, but still a breast.
Linguistic desire quenched.
Blue tit signing off.
Prudishness is a sin, alright. 

As Roger Ebert's Odie Henderson puts it"Had director Steve James replaced the brief shot of topless women with hundreds of men being machine-gunned to death, Life Itself might have gotten the PG-13 rating The Expendables III hilariously brandishes." I rest my case.


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120 comments:

  1. You were persistent in your search!
    You're right, completely unfair we have to look at manboobs (which are scary beyond all reason) but we don't get women's breasts in the same shot. That is inequality. Darn it, I want a recount! No one wants to look at naked men!

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    1. Well, it's important for someone's, you know, linguistic escapade's to be airtight. Bring on the recount plus all those movies need reshoots in the blue bird department.

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  2. Good God, man, for all that time spent looking up ABOUT boobs... you could have just looked up boobs, period! Don't you know that's what the Internet was invented for?

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    1. Fellas, I'm afraid in this particular case it was just a matter of principle, so I had no choice but to persevere in the name of nonbluetit-related equality. When you think about it, it all makes perfect sense.

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  3. Blue tits or colors of rainbow
    They are a nice pair to look at
    Some are generously endowed
    Others are unmistakably flat

    Hooray for Providence's treat
    Making ladies so attractive
    And for the good man on heat
    Nothing better as an alternative

    Hank

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    1. But flat still beats a hat
      And I don't mean some Cat
      On some mat calling me a liar
      This is the truth on fire
      Um in heat
      So neat
      Making your heart skip a beat

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  4. I think it's only fair women get to look at bare-chested men and men are restricted to their imagination. So, ner. ;)

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    1. I knew it... fairness is a term as elastic as Mr Fantastic Four. ;) Good thing I've got my remote, Lynda. But um... how's life?

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  5. lol why not just get it done
    And give some porn a run?
    Preferably not bird porn
    I'm sure on that some are torn
    But yeah, I agree
    Total nonsense at ones sea

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    1. Give some porn a run
      Check out that bun?
      This is science my friend
      Not a blue guy round the bend
      Bird porn as in a ostrich
      Turned bitch?
      The dog I mean
      No rudeness at my scene
      It's all very, very... um... clean

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    2. Oh where that could go
      I just don't want to know
      Rather watch a sheetless show
      But instead things just go boom and blow

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    3. Did The Cat say blow
      At my show?
      And boob boom too
      With one shoe?

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    4. In the gutter
      The PC will stutter

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    5. Saying "Darn!" and "Heck!" and "Spit!"
      And "Damage!" on top of it
      Never a naughty word
      Or a thought even (or so I heard)
      Then the drapes are closed when it's dark outside
      You should hear them going for a ride
      "Call me this and call me that"
      Just so you know where the party is at

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    6. The other day I got shunned
      And was left a bit stunned
      One woman said "crap" was a bad word
      I shocked her more as I flipped the bird

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    7. And was she impressed by your finger?
      Did it make her want to linger
      And admired your non-PC style
      Just for a while?
      Was she a uptight nut
      With an uptight butt?
      Did you shock her into oblivion
      Or did she tell you her name was Vivian
      Ready for a date with The Cat
      Punching numbers where he's at?

      Hey, Eddie Bluelights decided to join the fun
      Doesn't know Bora, so don't make him run
      I'll make him a believer
      Don't call Blue a deceiver
      Or I may flip a bigger bird
      Haha like you've never seen or heard :p

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    8. lol gonna flip me a chicken?
      Fingers I'll then be lickin
      She just clenched her butt
      Proving she is just a nut

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    9. I read all about lickin' at your shore
      I just knew you wanted some more
      At your door
      Encore, encore
      Did she clench her butt like a nut
      Be careful or you'll end up stuck in her rut ;)

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  6. Did you not try "booby"? Then you would have come to the most appropriate definition: "A booby is a seabird in the genus Sula, part of the Sulidae family. Boobies are closely related to the gannets (Morus), which were formerly included in Sula." Obviously the definition you were looking to achieve. I hate it when male actors show their seabirds in the genus of Sula to the camera whilst their lady counterparts will cover up their booby seabirds under a sheet.

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    1. Why didn't I try "booby"? Because I'm not into seabirds, is why. Unless they look like bluetits, of course. The genus of Sula.... Who would've thought?

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  7. it's a funny name for a bird

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    1. It sure is. Bluetit, you mean? You can say it, Adam: BLUE... TIT. It's a bird. Ever heard of the steamer duck?

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  8. A tit for tat...we need equal air time....

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    1. I knew you would understand what I'm trying to achieve here...

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  9. What's wrong with you? Why aren't you admiring that man's pectoral muscles? He had to work hard for those you know!

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    1. I hear you. I know what you're trying to say. I know you've been working you're bluetits off trying to look like me when I was, you know, you. Show me yours and I'll show you mine....

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  10. Impolite? Really? As a girl, I'm insulted, these guys have power *grin*. Hey, maybe that's why they're covered and ignored in literature?

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    1. Dictionaries can be such dics, you know. (Great new spelling, I know.) Impolite, yeah.... that's what it says. How rude. Yeah, good point.

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  11. Vulgar, huh? Somehow the phrase, "tit for tat" doesn't seem as vulgar......mmmm...I wonder why.

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    1. I'm so tired of this politically-correct nonsense, Manzanita. Tit for tat.... tat.... for tit. I bet some folks out there have never even said tit out loud. I wonder why.

      How are you today?

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    2. lol what about booby prize
      The PC nuts would go all bat strat crazy with their oh no cries

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    3. Especially when you say NUTS n' stuff
      NUTS... and tits... Have they had enough?
      The PC brigade on the loosse
      I'd rather stuff a moose
      Which is slang for a woman too
      Now, what are they gonna do?

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    4. They will outlaw them all
      Maybe even the cat cal

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    5. Not to mention the spelling brigade when they see my tricks
      Want to beat me up with a couple of sticks
      Cat calls aplenty near my couch
      Why do you think I'm such a grouch
      Will The Cat ever laugh at his cash
      Making it big, quitting the trash
      No more counting at your sea
      Just a butler at your place to be
      How politically incorrect to snap you fingers
      Would they be upset those PC swingers?

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    6. lol can't snap at all
      Suck at that at my hall
      But I can whistle a tune
      The PC nuts may still go after the loon
      Doubt it with the cash
      As mine is a very very very negative stash lol

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    7. Two negatives make a positive, they say
      But it may not work thay way

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    8. Could be a positive negative at your sea
      Like your positive it will be negative and have to flee

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    9. Makes perfect sense to me
      Like one, two, three Scooby Gooey!

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  12. if you ask me the society would have tones less problems if we were nudists from the very beginning....
    I bet Angelina likes your Blue tits, Blue :)
    In other news, I've always despised mine....

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    1. Despised even... Let's talk about them. Your man spikes I mean. What seems to be the problem, Dezzy the Dazzzzling Dezzmeister?

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  13. In my old age, I must be mellowing.

    I lost my bra and my phone this weekend. I don't own a whole lot of clothes. So I am down to one bra which is a bad thing for me as I have big boobs right. So I knew that I would have to find the bra before Monday work day.

    But the weekend I said the hell with it. So I walked in a tee shirt with no bra. And yes I met a few neighbors on the way and they stared. Hahaha--

    This would have bothered me a few months ago but for some reason it does not seem to bother me now.

    JacksonBrown is back with foster mummie one. She has a backyard. And he needs a backyard not a studio. I am dedicated to him still. Will see him through his heartworm and finding him a furever home.

    I did have a little cry on Sunday after I dropped him off. I felt as though I let him down. However, I just got word that he has been in backyard playing with her other pup which is good news for both of them. JacksonBrown and Stella. She needed a playmate too.

    My dad is sending me to Disney World in November to meet up with my sister and her roommate and they will try to join us as well. For some reason, he thinks I need a vacation in a bad way. He says he and my stepmummie have been worried about my stress level lately.

    We will go to Savannah, Georgia in April when the flowers are blooming. I had wanted to go sooner but he said it's prettier then. It will give me and my stepmummie more time to plan what we want to see and do.

    Been swimming in the pool at night in panties and a tee and I just don't care anymore who sees my boobs, nipples or nothing.

    Blue tits and blue balls.

    Everyone just needs to chill and live life and stop worrying so much about everything.

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    1. You do need a vacation in a bad way.... with or without a bra. What do you mean you've got only one? What if it got lost? (It did?) And how in the world does a person lose a bra? It's not like it falls out of your pocket... ;)

      JacksonBrown and Stella... I like the sound of that. It's like Mongo and Pebbles, only different. Well, if I were a furry blue, I'd love to have my own backyard too, yes ma'am. My own backyard, and they'd better not be trespassing either, I tell ya haha. Disney, Savannah, a swimming pool at night in panties.... oh my. Life and poetry.

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  14. Hahaha--I was cleaning and organizing the studio getting ready for my new roommate and her doggie. And well, I don't clean with any binding clothes. I am an abnormal female in regards to clothes. They are simple. And the other bra if u must know busted and became a tee pee sticking out from my shirt so that one had to be thrown away. I normally do things in three. When I get down to two, I make sure I replace with the third. It's a rotation system I have. Somehow I got busy and have not had time to shop for bras. There are things I like to do. I wear mostly black and I add accents of color. A colorful flower, scarf and the undies are usually colorful too. I don't show them to just anyone but I know that I have certain sexy colored bra and panties and I try to color coordinate. If I have a red flower on, I have red panties and bra on. My guy friends know and it just a thing I do. But yes I need to go clothes shopping. However, I have to be careful right now, as I am losing weight and not really trying to so I don't need to spend a whole lot of money on clothes when I will just be having to buy more.

    My daddy and stepmummie thought I have been under extreme stress and I was and have been but not for three weeks since the move to another department. From hell to heaven. Allegedly old supervisor looking to retire very soon. Mmm--not going back. Why would I go back to hell? They should have taken care of me the first go around.

    One more week of nightly swims. They close the pool down this coming Monday, Labor Day.

    Yes. I think I will go to Disney World. Everything is taken care of just need to be present to enjoy. It means I will have to leave Professor behind that is my hang up. However, "D" should have been with me for six weeks and should be able to handle the Professor. He is a good pup.

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  15. It feels very good where I am now. I have been told by several people up here "We have been waiting for u. We have been needing u." U can't imagine how it feels to feel like God has a purpose for ur life. And it has been more along the lines of a spiritual need not necessarily a work need. Hard and soft. I am hard when I need to be "tough love" but soft when I need to be today. Today one of the detectives told me "U are so strong. U walk with confidence. But u are soft too." He used the word "soft" I think that kind of strange. But I am good that they see me that way. Hard but soft.

    Very joyful day for me today. I did cry on the way home after dropping off Gizmo aka JacksonBrown but I can't tell u how my heart leap with joy to hear that he was playing with Stella. Cuz Stella needed him too.

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  16. I've heard of blue balls but not blue tits. lol

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  17. Gotta go to the urban dictionary, lol. That's where I find what the slang my kiddos are throwing around means. ;)

    And for the record, I don't want my little ones watching either... keep 'em innocent while they're little, that time doesn't last very long and it's precious. :)

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    1. Good... no violence, no sex. At least you're consistent.

      What I don't get is... it's okay for kid to play computer games in which they have to kill off hundreds of people or be killed, but sex in games... is a no-go area. Now, why is that? We never even think about it... killing off people in computer games. Because it's no real, but sex in computer games wouldn't be real either. I wonder if they even exist...

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  18. You are such a guy lol! My husband has the same point of view. Actually as we live in Utah he just wants to view the points. I don't think little ones need to see either one, violence of tits. However I do agree that if it's ok to show men tits then it should be ok to see women s.

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    1. You should hear me roar in the jungle! Your husband is a smart guy. We men gotta stick together in our quest for nipple equality.

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  19. My lunch hour.

    Tore my pants. Yes tore my pants. And they can't be repaired. And then ran out-of-gas. Yes ran out-of-gas. Guess where I was headed. U got it to fill up. Always carry a empty milk jug. Gasoline splashed all on me. Yes. It did. Sweating like crazy. Then had to run in store and pick up some tuna fish and some little girl chunked her bubblegum at me and it hit me.

    What did I do?????

    Laugh--I laughed because this is what life is all about. U should have seen that little girl after she threw it. Her momma's back was turned so she did not see and I said nothing. Gave her a smile and walked on out with my tuna fish.

    Laugh laugh laugh--

    Why get upset? No need this is life.

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    1. Did anyone take a picture when you inadvertently tore said pants? You have to be careful now... Before you know it, you can find yor ass (literally in this case) on YouTube. I once helped a riend move and I was wearing my Hugo Boss jeans. I know, what idiot would help a friend move wearing Hugo Boss jeans for crying out loud, but they were old and comfy. So I bent over because we wanted to carry this couch into the van, and of course I tore my comfy Hugo Boss jeans. And when I say "tore", I mean tore... Pretty much in half. Now, how does that hapen? My friend's mother looked at my butt and said, "Boy, if I were younger..." Dear Lord, Heaven forbid!

      Yeah... you had one of those days. All you can do in the end is laugh and say, "Thank you Lord!" in case you want to blame someone with that smile on your face. Which is where I'd draw the line and say,"How rude! Don't blame Him!" ;)

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  20. Well, I have to admit, I prefer the manly nipples exposed and the female's covered.

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    1. See, I'm just like you... only the other way around. Give that guy a blanket or some duct tape and show me the womanly nipples. No? Why not? ;)

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    2. Blue, did you notice that old Batman costumes had nipples but Alicia Silverstone's Batgirl didn't? A true enigma....

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    3. Are you serious?! I rest my case.

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    4. careful where you rest the case, someone might steal it :)

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    5. You're funnier than Angie when she said yes. ;)

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    6. as long as all of those on the both sides of the isle didn't laugh :)

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    7. They all wanted to run
      Failing to appreciate her kind of fun

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    8. maybe they just didn't like that priest in the church.....

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    9. Good point. If I were as sharp as you, I'd be a pencil.

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    10. wait, does that mean you really got married in a church?

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    1. Let's have lunch. We need to forge a plan.

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  22. So, I'll admit. I think the female body is much more pleasing to look at than a mans. With that said, I don't want to see any tits at all. Simply because not everyone has nice tits. Once you start letting people show them, you have to take the old, saggy tits along with the firm, perky tits. Nobody wants to see the old, saggy ones, but like you said... no discrimination can be had.

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    1. I love it when you admit things. The female body CAN BE more pleasing to look at, except when you compare them to Dezzy, of course. I mean, don't you even try to compete with the embodiment of grace, or me as a matter of fact. Check out my naughty blue shade... That said, I think you've got a point there. The saggy stuff may not be what you were hoping for. But still, everything beats a pair of rock hard manly nipples. I'd rather eat my Speedos.

      Wait, of course I don't wear Speedos....

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    2. Us walruses have been saggy ever since we remember time and world.... that is why we hide in caves....

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    3. You're no walrus. Say it again and I will write a post to prove you wrong, sir.

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    4. yes, I forgot me is a coonrus :)

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    5. Dezzy is far from a walrus. Definitely adorus. I just want to pinch his cheeks (the facial ones, of course) and tell him how cute he is :)

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    6. There. She said it, and don't you go telling me Theresa doesn't know... um.. spit. His facial cheeks? I see.

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  23. You know the people that write dictionaries are a bunch of tits, right?

    If all else fails, go to the urban dictionary where the real meanings live.

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    1. Good point and of course your right again. What do dics know about tits.... It all makes perfect sense. Plus I can comment again. Life is good. Waiter!

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  24. Oh no--she like Blue's bum. Hmmm--

    People like to touch my bum. Especially my girl coworkers. They accidentially will run into me cuz it's such a small space and then they exclaim "Dang u have a rock hard ass!!!" I guess I look soft everywhere else that they are surprised when they touch my bum. I have very strong thighs and a rock hard bum. Hahahaha--

    I have finally found a boutique that sells pants that I adore and frankly look good on my womanly frame. I like them anyway and most make comments so--

    But they are EXPENSIVE!!! So when one rips/tears/whatever, it makes one want to cry. And for whatever reason, the ones I like are the most difficult to get in.

    My new thing I am gonna try and do--yeah yeah yeah yeah--

    I know I kept telling u things I am gonna do and then I go back to the old way. At least, I try.

    First off, thank u for letting me be "verbose" in my comments. It is a sort of journal for me. U proably think I run my mouth all the time and in fact I rather like to be quiet most of the time and to myself except when I have to be in the public aka my jobs especially the Coffeeshop. Anyhoo--I am going to try to only look at blogs and comment on blogs on Mondays. I know. I know. I know. But I am really getting BUSY. I will soon be volunteering Saturdays at StreetDog Rescue. And then I am volunteering for theatre/plays so I can see plays for free. And then Monday through Thursday well I am gone from the studio from 7:30 a.m. till 11:00 p.m. except for coming home and walking the Professor. And Friday I am at dayjob and then it's date night. Of course, one needs to clean the studio on Saturday and grocery shop and then there is BibleStudy/Church and lunch with friends afterwards. So then I read "a lot" and go to the library and the movies. I have been able to squeeze a lot of comments in. And quite frankly who wants to read all my comments. I would get tired of them myself. Hahaha--

    Anyhoo--let us see if we stay on this journey this time around. Monday blogging only.

    Soon I will be getting my purple Beach Cruiser bike with basket for the Professor so we can go riding downtown Memphis.

    And I am helping my friend with her Woman's Bible Study and ministry on Sundays.

    And then "D" is a big time gardener so I really want her to help me with my rose garden.

    Life is busy but I am happy happy happy happy right now.

    And I might have a home for Gizmo aka JacksonBrown.

    Life is good!!!

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    1. Rock hard... really? I wish I could say the same thing. I once had a Swedish girlfriend (yes, I did), and I said, "You need to go on a diet. That butt's as big as a bus." I was young... twenty. Anyway, she said, "It'll all muscles."
      I said, "When ducks speak French."
      She said, "Touch my butt."
      I said, "It's about time."
      So when I touched it, it was... rock hard. As in... didn't you know I swim a whole lot?

      No need to thank me. Why would you do that? You are free to do as you please, Miss Marples. I know, it's hard to make changes. I've got plans aplenty but most of them keep falling through as they say. Just keep trying. The Eye of the Tiger. Keeping my fingers crossed for my friend Gizmo.

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  25. Willy Dunne Wooters gave me a gift on Sunday (although he is kind and generous, he usually does not give presents). The gift is a sex dictionary. He thought it was some sort of how-to manual and that we'd try something new. How romantic.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. A sex dic.... Is that a fact? How big is it or doesn't that matter? ;)

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  26. Someone was pointing out that they're censoring Gary Busey over on Celebrity Big Brother on UK when he walks around naked. Yet when Bridgette Nielsen walked around topless on the show years ago, they showed it all on national TV. Maybe you should move to Europe. But be careful what you wish for...not all nudity is good nudity.

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    1. Move to Europe? To late for me to move to Europe. When my Mom decided to move to Holland, I had no choice but to eventually end up there to. But I'm planning on moving to Bora Bora. You may have heard the rumor... As for Nielsen walking around topless... you don't want me to go blind, do ya? Not again...

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    1. Blue, Lord R is such an outspoken gent, he truly is....

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    2. Great post?
      From coast to coast?
      Have some toast!

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    3. R might be a girl
      Ready to curl or twirl

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    4. yes, we already worked on that girl theory before, remember?

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    5. Dezz, I'm 44 and always exhausted on account of that never ending jet lag... How in the world can you expect me to remember that?

      So, R's a girl?

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    6. yep, a Rebecca or Rachel or Rita, maybe?

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    7. noooo! You really do know how to spice up a mystery :)

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    8. do you put on those long black boots of yours when you channel R?

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  28. It has never made sense to me that regular TV can show a man being shot in the genitals with a .44 or a boy crushing his genitals in a fall, but one bare female breast and our federal government roars into action to punish the offending station.

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    1. Amen to that. Violence is more accepted than nudity, and not only in the States. What does that say about us people?

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  29. I've always heard that when you search for blue tits, you end up with blue balls. Is that true?

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    1. Let me put it this way... It was X-mas eve and I was looking for my blue balls when I ended up squeezing bluetits... It's still a mystery to me how that happened. I'm talking ornaments, of course...

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  30. You should have entered tits in the plural . . . . the dictionary would not recognise the singular, since the unit of issue is usually two.

    Also you could have tried . . . knockers. . . . . lol.

    Hi I'm Eddie!
    Seen you at various 'venues' including Pat's, Linda's, Gloria's, etc . . . and finally got round to your blog. Just joined your site, mate.

    As a Brit we see Blue Tits quite often . . .

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    1. The unit of issue is usually two...Hey, you're smart, so... welcome. But um... usually doesn't mean always unless you were being, you know, smart. It's just that the movie Total Recall springs too mind - no, not the reboot or re-tit - and there was this girl whose pair consisted of three. I kept counting: one... two... one.... no wait... one... two... three.

      Pat in the Hatt aka The Cat... who's he?
      Linda's feet... I think I remember those...
      Gloria Dear... she liked my sleigh which I stole from Santa so she baked me this cake... oh it's a long story... I may know her.

      So, do you like Bora?

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    2. Bora?
      That one does not compute.

      Unless you are talking about Yoon Bora . . .

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    3. Blue and his blogging friends have been wanting to go to THIS PLACE for years... Evn The Cat, though he has, let's say, lost faith in my plan. look: CLICK.

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    4. Blue is a liar
      His plan did expire

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    5. Had a gander earlier
      Made my hair curlier
      We'll have to watch that Blue
      and lock him in the loo . . . . . . . . . lol

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    6. A gander, not a duck or a swan?
      The loo... would that be British for the John?
      Don't let the Cat put a spell on you
      Especially since he likes the loo
      His all-time favorite word being, you know, poo
      Boo hoo hoo my plan will never expire
      Or be set on fire not even by a squire
      Just use your imagination
      And I'll see you at Bora Station

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  31. Impolite???
    How many men like you search for boobs to know the meaning instead of you know... for _ank bank?
    Go tit.. Sorry Go Tit! Oops Got it!

    Why so much emphasis on boobs? You know olden days Indian women roamed streets and palaces just covering from their hips down and bare chest boobs. Maybe that is why they didnt internet at that era ie B.C I guess..

    Maybe men could cover their moobs all the time, who knows maybe in later years women would be searching in internet with 50 shades of grey in one hand just like guys do with Kamasutra for moobs?

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    1. Good... you're still very much alive and kicking! I missed you. Why would you do that to me while I'm here preaching my blue butt off in the name of gender equality? A tit for a tit, haven't you heard? Go-tit... you're still as sharp as a knife. Why so much emphasis on boobs? I wouldn't know. I'm more of a butt man. Fifty shades of blue you mean....

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    2. I miss my blogging life and miss you too Blue.

      Gender equality - there are some words that shouldn't come out of a man's mouth. When men say it means different you know.
      Fifty shades of blue - that sounds sexy ... Do I need passport / visa to move to Pandora and spend time with Navis? Or just say Grumpsterland?

      Btb, is that Swedish girl story true? I thought that in Sweden, for statements like that you could be sentenced to listen to Abba non-stop for years and be asked to assemble Ikea furniture without instructions?

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    3. Yes, that Swedish twin story is true. It hapened in 1990, no 1991. But in her defense, she loved cowboy boots and cared to wear her own pair too ;) I know it means different, but believe me when I tell you I've always defended women's rights. I guess I started out when I was, what, six years old. I kid a lot about women and tits and stuf, but that's just to find out who can see the real me, is all. Just Grumpsterland? Did you say, Just..?

      Will you ever blog again?

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    4. Six years old? What were you concerned about? Different bathrooms, why girls get to wear pink? :)
      Grumpsterland don't blame me, if you had named your blog hot and I would have said hotrandland. :)

      Blogging...maybe after kids go to college? Need to set things straight and then back to wonderful blogland.

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  32. I'm sorry no one tucks you in. If it makes you feel better no one tucks me in either. Unless you count Phil slamming his pillow over my face in the middle of the night with his arm on top of it being tucked in. I don't. I call it trying to murder me but hey he says he loves me so I guess it's ok. Wait that sounded like I'm an accepting abused woman.... Well I'm on one today so just disregard and go read my new post. I think you will be the only one undefended. :)

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    1. You'd have to try a bit harder to sound like an accepting abused woman, Melynda. You're just too tough. Sweet but tough. He says he loves you? No one ever says she loves me plus no one ever tucks me in, not even with a pillow in the middle of the night.

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  33. You are hilarious! And I hate to tell you, but the ratio of gratuitous nudity is usually far more skewed for straight men. Even when we do see male nudity, it's nothing great. BBC has this thing with showing butts, for instance. I mean, I'm a vegan, but how about some meat?

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    1. The BBC.... no kidding. I so miss the seventies and eighties when even vegans got the dishes they deserved. ;) Oh what's wrong with a butt? Does spotting one test our thin layer of civilization? Does a butt cheek force us to show our true nature... does it turn us into wildebeasts... does it make me howl...

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  34. As I have been made very aware since embarking in the blog world, visual media in the past was very fond of depicting the female form, and not necessarily to be purely...titillating. Where did we go wrong? I would rather see a breast than someone's brains exploding.

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    1. Good point. Or a breast exploding. That would be even worse.

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  35. You are incorrigible Grumps ;D

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