MENTAL NOTE

"Though we cannot make our sun stand still, yet we will make him run."
Blue, resist the urge to use facebook. You can do it. Good luck.
Cats and dogs can be friends. So can cowboys and indians. So can we.
Why try to be the best when there's no hierarchy in heaven?

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Love Is in the Air

I've heard it said that only grumpy people fully understand the importance of being romantic. Okay, I talk in my sleep and record myself just in case I come up with something insightful, but still... Romance is in the air, boys and girls, so open the window and jump. For here comes Dr. Blue to spice up your love life.

"What love life?!" I see...Well, even your imaginary love life can be spiced up, and it does not require any tools from eBay. Especially when they're second hand and, clearly, something fishy's going on. Sniff sniff. Fishy. All you need is my blue app. Go to www.bluegrumpster.com and donate a measly $100 to acquire your personalized miracle. Remember, there's no price on love, so $100 is a bargain you won't find at Macy's ─ not now, not ever. Of course, I need to know your address, your shoe size, not to mention your butt size and the size of your ego. It's all relevant. Don't think my app is not complex. It's an intricate little devil, so I will also be needing your home address and the names of your imaginary lovers. Blue App is the name of the game and we take anything that's your business seriously. Intrigued yet?

So how does it work? Well, if I told you, I would have to tickle you to death and hide you in my little blue cave 'till the end of time and the monkeys rule the whole wide world, for the ingredients I used to perfect the Blue App are a bigger secret than Charlie's Wonka bars or the Pope's pink underwear. But I can tell you how to use it. Press "Of course I'm not scared" and follow the easy instructions. You may first want to select a sexy voice to get into the mood. Press 1 if Harry Potter does it for you, press 2 if Voldemort is more your thing or press 3 to receive instructions from a Russian dominatrix. She does speak English so as to ensure perfect communication. It is imperative that you stick the complementary silicone earplug in your favorite ear and press start. Say, “Test one two test one two where's my shoe?” and you're set.

Now it's time to conquer the love of your life (or the one-night stand of your um... night). Walk up to the most gorgeous person in sight and say, “Hello.” Keeping your smart phone in your pocket (and making sure your Momma doesn't dial your number), all you need to do is listen to Potter, Voldemort or your sly Russian dominatrix. The Blue App monitors your conversational partner's heartrate, analyzes everybody's words and tells you what to say next. You can't go wrong. Even Pickleope won't be able to resist the beauty of your charms, the poem that is you. You will be dazzling. You will be unbelievable. A catch.

There's no doubt about it, you need the Blue App. You want it more than anything else, and you want it now. Just remember: Love is in the air. Sniff sniff. And it smells good.


Do you have an app fetish?

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123 comments:

  1. No, I do not have an app fetish. Willy Dunne Wooters is grumpy. He is not romantic.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. That's unusual.... Grumpy people are supposed to be the most romantic people on the planet.

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    2. I should clarify: he's not romantic in the traditional sense. He doesn't show up at my front door with a dozen red roses. He doesn't whisper sweet little compliments in my ear. But he's romantic because he's reliable and he helps me with so many things. I prefer romantic/practical.

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    3. So now I'm thinking... When was the last time I ever showed up at somebody's doorstep with a bunch of roses... Never. But I am reliable. (Thanks for saving my rep.)

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  2. Yes - what love life?!?
    And I think the whole world knows the names of my imaginary lovers....
    And you meant to say - you will be dEzzling..... why do I have to keep correcting you on that?
    And I need no app.... me doesn't even have a smartphone..... can we have some more porridge, sir mister sir, please?

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    1. Is that what I meant to say? You must be a psychic. I'm impressed. Really impressed. Well, even if I stand corrected (no, not erected you dirty devil), I couldn't help but notice that one of us is in dire need of Dr Blue's help. Say that again: Dr. Blue's.... Would you believe me if I told you lots of people prefer less porridge and more smart phone please.... I don't get it. Do you have this app? Do you have that app? It's appsurd, is what that is.

      What is love?

      Do you know the song Love Is In The Air? No accent. ;)

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    2. You mean LOVE IS IN THE AIR EVERYWHERE WE LOOK AROUND? Why, yes, I do... And do you know of WHAT IS LOVE by Haddaway?

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    3. Is that the one where you get to use three fingers and the other person says, "Baby don't hurt me"?

      I thought so. :p

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  3. Your app scares me. Doesn't leave many options for the dudes. Just one. And she scares me as well.
    Fortunately - my love life is awesome!!!!!!!!!!
    And I did finally get an iPhone. Didn't want to be the last one on the planet to have one. Of course, could've downloaded your app on one of my iPads. Got too many of those....

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    1. Oh don't be scared, Alex. For another 100 bucks you get the shit-how-do-I-stop-being-scared app. The sky is the limit. Not even.

      So your love life is awesome, is it? You lucky devil. What's your secret? How many iPads does a person need? I've got zero of those.

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  4. Does a cat jumping on your nether regions count? I suppose a dominatrix may enjoy that to so amount. Your app is far too ummm limited for me. You need more voices than just three. Maybe throw in bugs bunny or spend some of that 80 hour a week money and get those 99 cent a minute voices. Your users need more choices. If not they may not get the itch and think your app a glitch. Then in the end it will fail and you will have gotten them no tail. lmao hey, it rhymed and was well timed. What more do you want? Go back to snoring now at your haunt. Can you hear yourself speak over the snore? That has to be something of lore. Or do you just use a high tech sound thing, that Brittany Spears uses to make it sound like she can sing? You just factor out the snore and poof, can hear yourself at your shore. Apps can make a lot of dough but use very few, if any, at my show.

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    1. The whole world is too limited for a rhyming cat. It only makes sense. What I didn't know was that you have a bugs bunny fetish. How does that work? Do you get to pull each other's ears and say meow in the process ;) ? Maybe I can learn of few tricks from you that I can incorporate in the Blue App 2.0. You know, the reboot.

      Apps.... I couldn't care less though I always suspected Spears used an app. Snore? What snore? I don't snore. Um...

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    2. The cat can't be stopped, flopped, hopped or cropped. Not even dropped, can't even catch me to be bopped. Take your reboot and cloppity clop, down the hall and trip over a mop. Then you can stop and bring out version 2.3.65.565 with a hoppity hop.

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    3. I'm impressed
      You must be the best
      Tarzan your chest
      Watch Falcon Crest
      From East to West
      Hoppity hop
      Cat on Top
      Doing a good job
      First a flip then a flop
      At the Kitty Cat Shop

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  5. Great set-up
    Imagery lovers
    A Blue Apps
    Interesting movers
    Play up cell phones
    Time alone
    Good imagination
    Lots of intrusion
    May work a while
    Worth a try!

    Hank

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    1. Hank the Rhyming Tank
      Never lying always frank
      Imaginary lovers
      Pushers, shovers
      High like a boat that hovers
      May work for a while
      Blue Man style

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  6. Don't need it Blue, sorry !!! . . . . I can manage it all by myself, can't I ladies? . . . . lol

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    1. I stand corrected once again. You don't need the Blue App. The Blue App needs you. And all the ladies in the house say, "Eddie! We are ready!" ;)

      Thanks for stopping by lol don't cry

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  7. I want this now! My home address is 123 My home, my shoe size is princess, my butt size is sexy and my imaginary lover is Raoul. Oh, I don't have $100, but I would be more than willing to trade in one of my cats.

    Is there an extra charge to attract Pickleope, or does that come included?

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    1. The thing he didn't tell you is that he sold me an app for $200 that took the last spark of a soul within me, lit it on fire and urinated on my soul remnant's ashes. So if you're looking for that app to work on me, you're going to have to upgrade to his $300 "Roofie a Pickle" app.

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    2. Another cat, then. It will be worth it!

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    3. Kianwi is back and her shoe size is princess! I should've known. Well, you know I love pu- um cats so, yeah, let's do some business. Meow plus infinity! Now, as for the Pickleope Special... normally you'd have to purchase an Adults Only Upgrade, but since you're such a talented Blue App Ambassador and basically irresistible beyond belief, you'll get the Pickleope Special for free. How's that for a deal?

      Did he say "roofie"?

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    4. That's a deal! I really didn't want to give up any more cats than I needed to.

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    5. Who are you????? Just kidding. Giving up one cat is more than enough. How's life?

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  8. If love is in the air why do I need an app? I will just follow
    the wind and it will lead me to my oasis in the sun where
    I can sway in my hammock of dreams. I think you need
    to make that app a bit more appealing..I might be lured
    with a heartfelt sonnet...a snippet

    How Do I Love Thee?
    by Elizabeth Barrett Browning, from Sonnets from the Portugese

    How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
    I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
    My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
    For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
    I love thee to the level of every day's
    Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.

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    1. Love is in the air and you still need an app... Now, why is that? Good question, Truedessa. Well, there's a very simple explanation: love is in the air and so is my Wifi. It makes perfect sense when you think about it.
      Sway in your hammock of dreams. Forever and ever.... no limit to what the mind can do.

      Thanks for the poem.

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    2. Here is a song to soothe your ills..

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9DwMKvqcc

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    3. Robert Palmer... I love the guy! THIS is the first song I ever heard him sing back in '83 I think it was.

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    4. Hey Blue that is a great song...enjoyed it thanks..testing...testing..testing..a system check
      for you and I...don't wanna lose that connection...
      smiling have a great day...

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    5. Testing testing... one two one two
      Blue to Blue... Where are you?

      Finally, after having gone through four downright horrible days, the metaphorical sun is starting to shine on me again. Two lectures without coughing myself to death... is what I call progress.

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  9. I dont feel any love in the air dear:(
    sorry!

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    1. You don't? That's why you need the Blue App. You will feel it instantly.

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    2. Hahaha! Iyes?
      So I will read the next!

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    3. Of course! You know I'm always serious.

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    1. ah, can't wait for Blue to explain that one :)))

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    2. What's an app fetish... very good question, Gloria Dear. Are you sure you want to know the answer? Well now, let's see. An app fetish is when you pretend your smartphone is a foot. You want to rub it, tickle it a bit, and generally make it feel at home. Some would even kiss it. The phone, not the foot. And because your smartphone has apps - you know, tiny programs that make your life worth living for - you sometimes want to close the drapes, pour yourself a glass of the finest wine you've got stored somewhere in your private wine cellar and select your favorite app. There's even one that solves marriage problems as well as ego problems. My favorite one (next to the Blue App, of course) is Mirror Mirror On My Phone. Press start and say: "Mirror mirror on my phone, who's the fairest one to moan?" (Not 'bone' Dezzmeisterrrrrr!) And it'll say, "The fairest one is you, with or without a shoe." It's the first thing I want to hear in the early morning. It makes me less grumpy.

      So, yeah, that's an app fetish.

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    3. Omy! Now I know is something crazy and not necessary:)
      The fairest one is you with or without shoe?????
      Hahaha
      Ok wd laugh a lot we are friends etc etc
      WHY You still dont come to see my cookies?????????????

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    4. Crazy? Who is crazy? Not necessary? What are you saying? Even Dezzy wants my Blue App to find the love of his life.

      I love your cookies. They are so... um... pink.

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    5. What are my cookies dear grumpy????
      Go to read my answer@

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    6. Wonderfully pink, is what they are :)

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  11. No no no, love can't be put in an app.......

    Hubby does the App thing, has so many he can't remember what/where/when/how....

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    1. It can't? So the Blue App is a miracle after all? Well, don't be surprised if one day... (sing along)

      All you need is app
      all you need is app
      app is all you need


      No?

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  12. Is this where I go for customer service? I pressed 4 on the sexy voice portion of the app on accident and now there's an angry German drag queen voice screaming at me and I can't change it. This is a problem as, and we all know, a German accent wrecks sex drives within a two block radius. My neighbors have taken up arms against me. Please tell me how to change the voice!

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    1. Good afternoon, Sir. How may I help you? An angry German drag queen voice? How do you know she's a drag queen? Don't you love drag queens? Doctor Blue gave us specific instructions to upgrade your app for free. He was positive you would appreciate his special gift to you and your neighbors. Of course violent neighbors are unacceptable. Would you like us to sell you the Neighbors-Be-Gone App? Changing a drag queen's voice is forbidden by law. Didn't you know? Good day, Sir.

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  13. Ah if only love could be simple enough to be boiled down to an app :-)

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    1. I knew it... You would buy my app and tell the Beatles to change their tune to Can Buy Me Love. Too late?

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  14. Love is in the air! Is it Valentine's Day already? hehehe

    Only $100 and you'll get rid of my enormous ego? Oh, wait, you said you need to know about my ego. It's fairly large and cumbersome...

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    1. When there's money to be made", it's always Valentine's Day. Large and cumbersome... Is that a fact? Define large. Large as in huge or large as in not really tiny? I don't think I've ever heard of a cumbersome ego. Maybe that's because I've got one myself. Or so I heard.

      How's life, Elsie?

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  15. What is love?
    Baby, don't hurt me,
    Don't hurt me no more.
    What is love?
    Baby, don't hurt me,
    Don't hurt me no more.

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    1. Sing it, baby! Make me feel young again! Remind me of the tiny waist I no longer am the proud owner of!

      Dezz! It's all your fault! You started singing this song. Buy me a drink.

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    2. A vanilla shake for you :) as soon as I find some beavers....

      We're actually having all the biggest 90's dance music stars holding a concert this month in Belgrade. Haddway, Ace Of Base, Snow, La Bouche, 2 Unlimited.....

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    3. Really... the biggest 90's dance music stars? That's funny for I didn't know there were stars in the 90s...:p You must be young and innocent.

      Now where's my shake? Keep the beaver brigade.

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    4. We generally hate the 90's here because we remember them for wars, hunger, poverty and really bad music.....

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    5. I know. People are horrible in a multitude of ways. That included music. I need a shake.

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  16. Now now Grumps, are you trying to con people into this app so that you can resurrect our Bora Bora dream? If so, where do I sign up? ;D

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    1. Trying? Who's "trying"? Yeah, well... it's the only way to make that dream come true. Money money money must be funny in a rich man's world.

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  17. LOL! Now I am intrigued.I only have a handful of apps. I do like Willy Wonka though.

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    1. An intrigued Kitty... What more could a grumpy blueman hope for? You like Willy Wonka? Which one?

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  18. Dr. Blue,
    Make sure the file is not infected with a virus... there is so much promiscuity on the web...

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    1. Good point. But you do understand Dr. Blue can cure you ;)

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    2. Here we go again, Dr. Blue.
      If a man makes a joke about something everybody laughs.
      If a woman jokes about the same subject, she is "suspicious" or she has something else to tell or she is looking for somebody, right?
      I am diagnosing sexism here.
      What should we prescribe? A poem?
      Signed by Dr. Green

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    3. Sexism.... don't you just hate it? Well, I'm all for equality as in 100%. The only women that I find suspicious are the ones that used to stalk me (knock on wood). Let's prescribe openmindedness.

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  19. Anything but death by tickle!! My check is in the mail...

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  20. What if my shoe size, my butt size, and the size of my ego are all the same?

    That size, of course, being "fabulously large."

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    1. Hmmmmm an enigma. Hear my brains go ouch. Did you say "fabulously"? That's an adverb.

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  21. Hi Blue...
    A Blue App?
    Yes please...where do I send my $?
    Have a great week....you earned it!
    Cheers!
    Linda :o)

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    1. Why yes of course. Apps ar all the rage. There's a How To Lose Weight In Five Minutes App, there's a Let's Not Jump App.... People need apps.... love apps.... want apps.... So it only made sense to come up with a Blue App... spared no expense.

      I could do with a great week. I've been feeling terrible. Two days ago I had no voice, yesterdag I sounded like Barry White and today I needly coughed myself to death... and I have to give a lecture. Oh poor me.

      Maybe some tea will help.

      Cheers!

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    2. Green tea for Blue?
      Love Barry White...or should that be Barry Blue?
      "Can't get enough of your love, Blue"
      Hope you are feeling better Blue...
      I truly do!
      Cheers! to you......
      Linda

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    3. Barry Blue can't sing, Linda. Or speak. I feel terrible. Running a fever and pretty much voiceless. I gave a two hour lecture sweating my buttocks off pretending my voice had decided to give me a break.

      Green tea? Yes, please.

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    4. Green tea coming up!
      Berries and cake with that,Blue?
      I feel so sorry for you.....

      Okay.....who wants a drink? Hahaha!

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    5. I'm.... still..... ill...Boo hoo hoo!

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  22. I'm with Pat on this one. If I need more voice choices before shelling out $100 smackeroos! Just put Sean Connery in there, and you've got yourself a deal!

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  23. My smartphone is absolutely barren. But maybe if it wasn't, I'd get your app, I could use a little more love in my life.

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    1. Barren but smart? Aren't there any double foxes at your gym?

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  24. I don't have a smart phone or even a dumb phone. Just a landline so no APPS for me. lol

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    1. You must be very happy. All that spare time... not knowing what to do with it. Unless you're on Facebook ;)

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  25. Well your cartoon you is the most handsome person I know other, of course, than myself. Sigh. Thankfully Phil comes in a close third and so I shall make him mine. Again. haha To answer your question. My eye's are going down hill again. Just a matter of time.

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    1. Other, of course, than yourself. It makes perfect sense to me. Really sorry to hear about your eyes. When I look at a building, it trembles like it's nervous, and when I look at a stack of books, I just want to run. It was much worse in December, but a psychedelic world is not high on my list these days. In my case the eyes are not the problem, the brain is.

      Okay, who wants a drink?

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  26. I have a smartphone but cannot figure it out. I am amazed every time I make an outgoing call let alone play a game.

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    1. Are you telling me you have an outsmartphone? It took me an entire day to find out how to answer my Galaxy when it was ringing yet again.

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  27. App me this App me that
    App me as a ding Dingbat
    Love in the air
    Guess I've been there
    But to be fair
    Same ole nightmare

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    1. And, no, we don't care
      Stuff your flair
      With that app
      It's a trap
      Full of crap
      Tweet tweet tweet
      Reet Petite
      Skype me, App me,
      Facebook me, slap me
      Where's my hair
      Why do you stare
      I'm cool with my app
      Sit on my lap
      Yap yap yap

      Same ole nightmare

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    2. Fine if you're cool
      You ain't no fool
      You've been around the block
      You don't take mock
      You tell it like it is
      A little show biz
      Your rhymes are great
      Maybe it 's fate
      And I ain't stare'n
      Might just be the underwear I'm wear'n

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  28. Wait, this blueapp reminds me of "I am rich app" do I really need a 100$ app to tell me that I am a loser and I can't get laid? Don't hookers come cheap?

    Where is old fashioned kiss/violate the sleeping princess and marry the beast and take Stockholm syndrome as boon and live happily ever after?

    And about me - "beauty comes in all sizes and my size is cute" courtesy redneckonize, America's honey boo boo

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    1. Hahaha See.... that's why I like your style. I need an app to be able to deal with your absence. How's that for an answer? How am I to know if hookers come cheap. They never come.... full stop. Or so I'm told by this other app of a friend of my neighbor's dog, Snoop.

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  29. Don't forget to pay taxes on your profits. You don't want the IRS ruining your fame and fortune moment. :)

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    1. The IRS and Voldemort have one thing in common: you shouldn't say their names. They're evil!

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  30. The Blue App Isn't Crap. I shall try to keep that in mind.

    Mad.

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    1. Mad? As in mad-angry or mad-crazy? Oh hi, Wendy! How are you today? No, don't keep that in mind. It's such a waste of your beautiful braincells! There's an app to memorize things for you. Didn't you know? :p

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    2. Mad-crazy, of course. Is there any other? Anyway, all the best people are vaguely unhinged :)

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    3. I sometimes feel slightly unhinged. So... that's a good thing? Lucky me ;)

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    4. you can't be normal and be normal, you need to be abnormal to be normal....

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    5. Hmmmmmm that's deep (cough cough).

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    6. Whatever you say, Dezzy. Hmm .....

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  31. I should have known that there was an App for that!

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  32. Love is in the air. An app for love. "I'm calling bullshit." Sorry, I just like to use that line from the movies.

    Gizmo aka JacksonBrown has a meeting with a potential "furever" home Friday. Mom, Dad, and three kids. This family has great potential. JacksonBrown's first foster mummie whom he stays with a majority of the time right now cuz of the reinovations on my studio said he cried and whined and could not be consoled when I left. Even Stella, his gal pal, could not console him. It makes me wonder. I wish I could keep him. But it is so unfair him living in a 500 square foot studio with 2 people and 2 other dogs. I think he formed an attachment to me when I picked him up at vet when he was in pain from his bad neuter job. I mean he instantly got up and sat in my lap and laid against me. It was like he knew. I love that little fella.

    The Professor is doing well. However, he is wondering WTF is going on with all the packing, cleaning, reinovating etc.

    I will be so happy when the 27th gets here. Everything will be done.

    New carpet tomorrow. And painting Monday and Tuesday. And then the Handyman coming in the rest of the week to do my "honey do list". I'm still going through stuff and "releasing and letting go" of material things. And cleaning. I'm cleaning like crazy.

    JacksonBrown will start training October 4 for the following three Saturdays. As well, as Professor will be in training too.

    I am still volunteering at doggie adoptions on Saturdays and I have my theatre volunteering Saturday nights. And well, my two jobs too. And looking at what class I will be taking in spring.

    I have not had a minute to myself truly. And u can very well tell as I have left no comments lately. It's good. I've really had to tweak my time and spend it where it was needed.

    Have a blessed week!!!

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    1. Hahaha well, at least you're not beating around the proverbial bush. But don't say my wonderfully miraculous invention is bullshit without first giving it a shot yourself, Ms Marples. Sometimes trying to find the love of your life is like believing in heaven... You have to have a little faith. ;)

      I'm with The Professor. I'd be wondering the exact same thing. But I'm sure you're place will look great when it's finished. 500 square feet... So now I'm thinking why do I keep complaining our house is way too small for a blue guy, a Bollywood Princess, a huge cat named Mongo the Batcat and his tiny sister Pebbles who thinks she's an opera singer? We've got two floors that are 500 square feet each. I'd say it's time for me to shut up. Anyway, it's good to hear all my furry friends are doing just fine, and it's good to hear from you again, even if it's only once a week. I've been ill for a couple of days, coughing like my life depended on it, but hopefully I won't be coughing as much during my two lectures tomorrow afternoon. I do know now that giving a lecture when having a fever is less romantic than that song made me believe it would. Fever.... in the morning.... fever all through the night.

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  33. This afternoon after lunch I will post another pic of JacksonBrown on my blog so u can see how much his fur has grown. He is fixing to go through three intense months. He will be with me during this timeframe as my home is quieter and calmer than his foster mummie's and he needs not to get excited while the worms die off in his body. It can be fatal. So pray for this little fella over the next three months please.

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    1. Fatal... I hate when that happens. Do you reckon dogs go to heaven too? I'll sure keep my fingers crossed for the little fella.

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  34. It seems there's an app for everything!

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    1. Well, as long as there isn't a violin app, there's nothing for you to worry about ;)

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  35. Well, I had a long comment but now I'm too tired to re-type it.

    So let's get to the important stuff. Hope u are feeling a wee bit better.

    The studio is almost finished. On the 27th, everything will be done and over with.

    Continued prayers for JacksonBrown. I just want him a happy and healthy life.

    It is looking like God wants me to keep him for some reason.

    They tell me he is unconsolable when he stays with first foster mummie.

    Time will tell what is suppose to be. God's will for me. That is what I pray daily. Whatever God's will is in my life, let it be.

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    1. I hate it when that happens, so before I press that button (the one that says publish), I always make sure I first copy my comment. You know just in case Blogger wants to pull a trick on me and decides to eat my comment.

      How am I doing? Well, let's just say I spent the past couple of hours coughing like a madman. It hurts a lot more when you're a sarcoidosis patient, so I'm kind of fed up with it. Anyway, I've got to live with Mr. Sarco and coughing still beats getting kicked in the nuts. Today I gave two lectures without a lot of coughing, but it did make me sound grumpier than usual and I'm pretty sure my students noticed.

      The 27th... Okay, so that's something to look forward to. Maybe it's JacksonBrown who wants you to keep him, and who could blame him for wanting a good life, right? Still keeping my fingers crossed.

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  36. the real question is why your app over the dozens of others out there?
    Sadly I'm too salty for a second companion, I like to take care of things first hand
    human psychology is with me on this one, it tricks itself into accepting a substitute as the real thing

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    1. That's the real question? Have you ever seen an app that monitors a potential lover's heartrate, an app that tells you what to say next? I don't think so. This app is one of a kind. It is so intelligent, even Google doesn't know how it works. No, it's not for sale.;)

      Thanks for stopping by. I sometimes look in the mirror and trick myself into believe that's me.

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  37. Blue--the teacher whom said he wanted to meet JacksonBrown just never called about his appointment. I was concerned a little about a 3-year old being in the picture as JacksonBrown still thinks everyone is a puppy. I was going to insist JacksonBrown go through intense training on my dime because I love him so much and want a good life for him. I talked to my stepmummie about it and she said u remember when u met Miss Lucy, my half-sister's pup, she said she took to u immediately and she didn't with everyone. She said u seem to have that spirit that pups seems to recognize. I have been called the Dog Whisperer. I do love the pups and I think they can sense it. I love to watch JacksonBrown sleep. He is so happy go lucky. I stop and remember where he was found and under what conditions. Not very good my friend. Laying on hot pavements under cars for cool in 90 to 100 degree weather. I am not sure what happened to the teacher. However, I am not going to do anything about it. Unless he has a really good reason why he did not call then he is off the list in my books as a potential family for JacksonBrown. Either u want him or u don't. And if u don't, then I am ok with that. God's will. JacksonBrown is meant to be with someone special. Someone just for him. And God will open that door when the time is ready. For now, he has two foster mummies and two homes technically. Me--Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Scarlett, Mon thru Thurs. He gave me a scare this morning. I ran to my car for something 20 feet away and had to turn around and go back. JacksonBrown was on patio with Professor and he tried to jump over to come after me. Scary. I turned around and put him inside and then ran to my car. Now, I know.

    I am so sorry about ur coughing and feeling bad. It has to be a "ruff" spot to be in. And I don't like the fact that u are hurting. U r in my prayers my friend. I hope the coughing stops so u can feel better.

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    1. Miss Marples The Dog Whisperer. It's funny you should say that for I'm known as... The Cat Whisperer. They sense I love them the way dogs sense you really care about them and understand them. That teacher should be taught a lesson, is all I have to say on the subject. You call it God's will; I call it irresponsible people. Something tells me God doesn't want to be held responsible for all of our actions ;) See, you're a dog person, I'm a cat person in many ways if you catch my drift.

      Poor JacksonBrown. That's quite a history he's got. Again, I blame people for what happened to him.

      Oh don't you worry too much about your friend Blue. He's as tough as they come, but the thing is... I don't want to let down my students. They pay a lot of many to attend my courses, so I feel it's my responsibility to give them their money's worth. Plus I'm scared to one day lose my job on account of my poor health. You never know what the future has in store. Thank you for caring. Sleep tight.

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  38. No app fetish here - there are no smartphones or tablets in this shoebox I mean apartment! And while I do a thing for sexy voices, sadly Russian dominatrices do not do it for me.

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    1. Zero? You must have heaploads of spare time. What's wrong with Russian dominatrices? ;)

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  39. Tortured souls ARE always the most romantic. I'm in Grumpy, find me my Romeo. Where is he? Je crois je te aime for making this beautiful app.

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    1. Je crois je taime aussi for loving my Romeo catching device. But the real question is... do you need it, being dazzling and all?

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  40. [Press "Of course I'm not scared"]

    Oh Blue
    with you
    I'm not afraid
    to get laid ~
    if only in my head ~

    I'll have the White Russian, please and thank you.

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    1. Good to hear
      My Dear
      No fear
      No auctioneer
      Or bandolier
      The White Russian is here.

      You're welcome.
      Ah that hit the spot.

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