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Monday, June 1, 2015

Super Feminine Rip-offs

Some folks out there wake up all sweaty in the middle of the night, wipe their forehead with a trembling hand, and ask themselves what it would be like to have sex with the new Supergirl. I know you've been asking yourself that very question. There's no need to deny it. Or, if you happen to be a fan of men in tights, you wake up in the middle of the night (all sweaty) and you ask yourself: Hey, what would it be like to be pleasured superfast by the Man of Steel? Not me. Super females suck, and even if they did, I would not be interested. Why is that, I hear you say. 

Rumor has it I'm incapable of love. That's a lie. I love women. I do. A lot. I even respect them. Unless, of course, they're ghetto-ho-fabulous or cowgirl-meets-my-wallet and can't find it in their heart to suppress their epic disappointment at the obvious lack of bling-bling ka-ching and where is your twin-turbo V6 Ford GT?

And there is, of course, my boundless love for superheroes. No, I don't respect them. They're not real people, you know. Don't be silly. Unless, of course, I take off my blue cowboy hat and pretend for the sake of argument I'm a total nerd who spends his day frantically — not to mention super-excitedly — comparing non-existing superheroes and their non-existing powers because for some unfathomable reason I just don't have a life. So what is the She-Hulk like in the sack? As your average DC Comics slash Marvel fetishist, you're nerdy-naughty that way. Not me. Enter Supergirl and I lose my appetite. Now, why is that? 

Because they're reboots, is why. Ripped-off reboots in the name of equality. Supergirl, She-Hulk, Spiderwoman, Batwoman, The American Dream (what?), Lady Octopus (huh?), and then some. They're rip-offs. Of course, they were all drawn by men, so who's the idiot now? TouchΓ©, but they were drawn under pressure in the name of feminism, and none of them do it for me because, ironically, much as they would like to be as powerful as men, they will always be second rate beings — you know, like in real life in most countries in the world. That is NOT super.

Ergo I couldn't care less except to dislike them with a pinch of pity and a hint of hell. Super rip-offs... that's not what women should be about. A real feminist is not a copy of a man, not even a man like me. A real woman has a shadow that she can proclaim to be her own. She does not want to spend her superhero years walking, running or flying in the shadow of her male counterpart — you know, the original creation, the real and more interesting thing. So basically what I'm saying is... Superhero Comic Book Creating Men, give birth (that's right) to superheroes who are not Superman in a skirt or Spiderman with danger-sensitive spidey boobies. You can do it.

P.S. And why is it, dear reader, that the She-Hulk never gets to show her powerful green boobies? I mean, are her clothes manufactured by the PC brigade in some obscure town in Sweden? Well, are they?

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162 comments:

  1. I think the Blue Hulk might win.
    Never had a thing for Super Girl. Wonder Woman, maybe.
    What about Xena? Or do you consider her the female version of Hercules?

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    1. Wonder Woman... maybe? Now, why doesn't that surprise me one bit, Alex? No, I don't think I have ever thought of Xena as the female version of Hercules. I just didn't like her that much the first time I saw her. Sorry, Xena.

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  2. Wonder Woman isn't so much a rip off, she's the only one I can think off that is not. If the cat and Pat direct She hulks magic clothes are coming off too lol they mostly are their to please. So feminist and the pc brigade would blabber on and create a breeze. X-men had original ones though, even though wolverine takes center stage in every show. But yeah, have more of a life then to think about some super hero rip off as a wife haha

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    1. Wonder Woman is pretty much her own woman, that's right. See, that's why the two of you should direct this movie. You might also want to get me a pair of non-skinny jeans. Good to hear you have a life too. Meow!

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    2. One way or another Marvel and DC basically rip off one another and the women are thrown into it too. All one big rip off when you look at it, but the same with most every movie and tv hit.

      Darkseid/ Thanos
      Green Arrow/ Hawkeye
      Atom/ Ant man
      Namor/ Aquaman
      Catwoman/Black Cat
      Red Hood/Winter Soldier

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    3. Everybody ripping everybody off.... What a world haha. Meanwhile everybody's wondering why there just won't be peace on this frigging planet. Ain't no super hero gonna make that ever happen, I tell ya.

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    4. Nope, the aliens are the only ones
      But we probably give them the runs

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    5. Haha that's right
      Such a fright!

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  3. In a lot of instances, the "ripped-off reboots" are created by individual comic companies so no one else will create feminine versions that would infringe on their trademarked characters. Years ago, Marvel and DC supposedly had a "gentleman's agreement" of sorts that prevented that. For instance, Marvel's Avengers #9 introduced Wonder Man, but since DC had Wonder Woman, Marvel killed off Wonder Man in that very same issue. Years later, after Marvel had given Luke Cage the title of Power Man, DC created Power Girl. In a purely spiteful move, Marvel brought the long-forgotten Wonder Man back from the dead!

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    1. I've heard about that agreement, yeah. Hey, good to hear from you again. Will stop by real soon.

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  4. The Blue Hulk a new sensation
    No more green muscled 'human'
    Another super-hero
    Making a debut
    Prospects of box-office millions

    Hank

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    1. What kind of superhero would you be, Hank?

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    2. Not with muscles
      Nor flying in the air
      Ordinary without scruples
      To enjoy ordinary fare!

      Hank

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    3. What no flying in the air?
      How rare!
      But I hear ya, Hank
      The one and only Poetry Tank!

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  5. Dangit, Blue, ya put the link to IMDB instead of HOLLYWOOD SPY? What treachery is this?
    A real feminist is not a copy of a man - that is what I said to a bunch of our lady blogging friends and was almost killed..... For them feminism is ladies behaving just like men....

    I'm doing wardrobe in the film? Meaning, me puts Blue Hulk shorts on you? :)

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    1. Yep, and they'd better not be skinny jeans either. Unless, of course, you want to make me pay big time for that IMDB link. Now, bring me up to speed on the always got myself killed scenario. What happened?

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    2. we shall put you in skinny speedo shorts... how's that for a revenge? :) Imagine all the things that would pop out or bulge up :)
      How come Mongo didn't get the role of the trusted sidekick? He probably left you a poop in the shoe for this neglect!

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    3. Skinny speedos.... because, of course, speedos aren't skinny enough to your taste. Mongo is of no use. It would require millions spent on special effects to make that snoring fat ass seem like he's awake haha.

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    4. well can't blame the kitty for imitating his master :) Does he have a girlfriend? My Nyatza is currently in the phase of battling with the neighbourhood cats and guarding the territory. Had a bloodied ear last week.... but he will guard the yard no matter what!

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    5. Nope, no girlfriend. Just his food and his dreams.

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  6. I totally agree. Wonder Woman rocked though and could kick ass with that golden lasso. I bet she secretly tied up many male super heros with that thang and had her way with them.

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    1. There you are. Yep, she tied me up many times. Oh wait... you were talking about super heroes.... Um...

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  7. So, the perfect Superheroine...

    Addictive of course...able to hurdle stereotypes in a single bound.... and able to meet everyone's expectations with a single personality.

    And a great cook to boot.

    I know, we can call her Snarkarella!

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    1. And a great cook to boot... See, now I nearly fell off my chair.

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  8. I reckon Audrey Hepburn was a bit of a super hero............just saying :-)

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    1. You are the female Flash anyway, so... :D

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  9. The Blue Hulk - Am I ready for it? Of course I am ready to see Blue bust loose..hey good thing you weren't wearing skinny jeans or we might be seeing something a bit more..lol..Wonder Woman wasn't bad she had an arsenal of magical weapons as she was a warrior princess and could keep those bad guys in line...I see Truedessa is Blues Banner..hmmm..what exactly does Truedessa do Blue..smiling ;) ..ya know I love you Blue..

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    1. The day you find me wearing skinny jeans is the day they've found a cure for sarco snarko. Wonder Woman is great plus sexy with a capital S. Of course, she could crush me like a melon, so I'd better be polite and say nice things about her, right? Blues Banner.... I just couldn't resist.

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    2. haha - Blue Banner what an interesting name...so be it ...I know you couldn't resist and that is why you are my blue guy...hey us blue people have to stick together.

      Well, it would be great if they found a cure then you could do the happy dance in skinny jeans even if they are busting at the seams like the blue hulk...we'll dance in the street to a happier beat...you and I...under blue lights...

      how are you today blue?

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    3. You know it rhymes with Bruce Banner, right? (Just checking.)

      If they found a cure, I would wear skinny jeans until the end of time. I'm doing a bit better than yesterday. Thanks for asking.

      Let's dance.
      Put on your red shoes and dance the blues...

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    4. haha yeah I think I caught on to that...still is amusing..

      ok singing and dancing...just for you..

      Let's dance to the song
      they're playin' on the radio
      Let's sway
      while color lights up your face
      Let's sway
      sway through the crowd to an empty space

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  10. I will forever and always have a girl crush on Wonder Woman. The rest of the super hero chicks can get lost. And, no, I do not want to know what it's like to be pleasured superfast by the Man of Steel. I the hubby gets flack for getting the job done super fast, then I can't let Superman off the hook either.

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    1. A girl crush on Wonder Woman... Oh my, say it again. Good point about the Hubster and Superman, yeah.

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  11. STUNTS!?! I'm relegated to telling people how to tumble!?! Not even "best boy" whatever that is, or "gaffer"!?! How dare you. I though of myself as foley artist at least.
    Manufactured outrage aside, I agree. Though I disagree with their creation being a "feminist agenda" rather than a "desperate money-grab by pervy dudes."
    As a comics enthusiast (don't you judge or label me!) there has been some very big strides made in terms of women-as-lead characters. Captain Marvel is great, as is Ms. Marvel, both written by women and doing very well in sales. I think there's something to be said about a character being put in the hands of a capable writer. For example, you are completely right about She-Hulk being created as an after-thought, but she has been put in the hands of a few great writers and transformed into an interesting character, while I would argue that the actual Hulk has devolved into a boring repetition. Sorry, the comic nerd (stop labeling me!) in me refused to let the nuance fall to the overall, valid point.
    Seriously, though, stunts? Dammit. I thought I could get writer credit at least. Yet the rhyming guy gets to direct, whilst I remain derelict? I give up trying to add alternative views if it means getting something other than an honorable mention. Sorry to be contradictory! I'll play along! Okay, not really, I can't fight against my antagonistic impulses.

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    1. Who pressed your buttons? It takes a superhero to be able to pull that off. A desperate money-grab by pervy dudes... of course. I was only kidding. Guess I really need to tweak my attempts at sarcasm and make my repertoire less subtle :p

      So you're a comics enthusiast as well? Seems we've got something in common after all. Wait, don't jump. That's a good thing. Captain Marvel was written by a woman? That I didn't know, but there's a very good explanation for my lack of knowledge.... I don't like Captain Marvel. Nope, hate him even. That said, I agree that the Hulk is boring. I don't even consider him a superhero. 'Me Hulk. Me angry!' That's not how a superhero speaks, right? Right?

      Stunts... When it comes to superhero movies, someone needs to jump off a builing and pretend they're flying. Or climb a building and act like a spider. That's a great responsibility so you should be honored and thank me all week. Oh... it's manufactured outrage... I get it. So are you ready for your next stunt?

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    2. No, no, not WAS written by a woman, IS written by a woman, currently and Captain Marvel is currently a woman, formerly Ms. Marvel who is now Captain Marvel and there's a new Ms. Marvel...It's starting to occur to me my love for comics may be unsupportable and embarrassing.
      And yes, you catch on quick, I'm ready for my next stunt.

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    3. Ms. Marvel is now Captain Marvel... Dear Lord, not again. Well, I always though he (when she was still a he) was a Superman rip-off anyway. I just looked up what Captain Marvel looks like and obviously she is a nerd's wet dream... Why am I not shocked...

      Oh your love for comics is perfectly supportable or else I'd be a total wacko too owning more deluxe editions of Batman than any grownup should possess (or be possessed by for that matter).

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  12. Grumpy after all these years I dont like ANY super woman I dont like and not super heros for me.
    I love normal people!

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    1. If you love normal people, why are you here? :p

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    2. that question popped in my mind as soon as I read Gloria Dear's comment too! Where does she see normal people, Blue? Is she seeing things from too much sugar?

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    3. I don't know. Do I strike you as normal, Dazzzzling Dezzmeister?

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    4. Of course you don't, Blue :) We are wonderfully abnormal!

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    5. Well, let's keep it that way and don't pretend we're sheep. How's that for a plan? Now, about my wardrobe...

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    6. oh, noes. you've pierced your new skinny speedos again?

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    7. Well normal people is usual people Silly!!!!! Like you, me, dezzy etc etc.
      you are teasing me again!!!
      😑😑😑😑

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    8. Dezzzz am I teasing Gloria again? Did you know she is turning 30 on June 9? Well, did you? Me... teasing? Neverrrrr.

      Now, about those skinny speedos...

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    9. I've turned 25 on April 12th and you didn't even come to the party... OK, there wasn't a party... but you still could've sent the strippers :)

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    10. What!!!! You turned ONLY 25? And I wasn't invited???

      Oh... there was no party. Strippers? Don't you mean tea? That's hot too :p

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    11. I do t wanf strippers i my birthday thanks:)
      And stop teasing me with age!
      I have twins of 20 so is impossible I have 25.
      And the age is not important for me!
      And sorry but I delete your last joke when I delete my double reply to Jean
      sorry!!

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    12. I said I dont want strippers in my birth!
      And how about your birth june 14???
      The twins turn 21 in june 13!

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    13. what kind of cake will you make for the twins, Gloria Dear?

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    14. Age is not important for you? So if you were 95 right now, you wouldn't mind? Dezz... would you mind? Are you 25, Dezz? I thought you were 35. No?

      What about my birthday? I'll be wearing black all day. That includes a matching black tie. Your twins are 20? My twins are almost 45....

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    15. I was 25 twelve years ago :) But don't tell anyone....

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    16. Dezzy they always ask a chocolate cake but we never know they still are like teenagers!
      Hey grumpy was all this?
      We are only talking dear!@
      😊

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    17. Oh I won't tell anybody, Dezz. So... you're 37... I remember when I was 37. I was healthy and rich. The good ole days. But I didn't know you back then, so that's.... well, you say it.

      Talk is cheap. Where's my cake? :p
      Two more days, Gloria Dear.

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    18. I'm still 36 because I haven't switched to 37 in my mind and I probably won't any time soon... I like to forget about the age and leave in ignorant bliss... for a few years I thought I was already 37 and was then happy to discover I wasn't :) And I'm poor and sick :)

      I bet Gloria's chocolate cake will be a bliss!

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    19. Blue, now I see the symbolism of "Coming to Theaters on June 14"

      There is a lot of hidden meaning in your poster!! I love it.

      Apparently June really is the month of twins!! I am almost your twin, Blue.... off by a day and... some years... but almost... ;-)

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    20. I told you you were smart. Off by a day... June 13 or 15?

      And some years... I hear ya. :D

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    21. I've put your name on my calendar! That's right. ;)

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  13. Willy Dunne Wooters is my true super man. He calls me "baby." No one else is allowed to call me baby, but I know I am a super baby. I am a feminist. It has nothing to do with characters. It has to do with real women stepping up and taking control of their lives.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I know he is. Any particular outfit you'd like to see your superhero in?

      Stepping up and taking control of your life is the only way in my book, Janie. So what happenes when somebody else calls you baby? Do you turn into a She-Hulk? Just asking...

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    2. It's been a long time since anyone else has called me baby, so I don't have to turn into anything. Willy Dunne Wooters usually wears shorts and a t-shirt. That suits me fine.

      I am woman, hear me roar.

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    3. Oh that roar is mighty impressive, Janie. Could you do that again?

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  14. I like superheroes but all the reboots are crazy.

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    1. Spiderman reboot number 3, yippeee!

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    2. What? What are you talking about? Oh crap... CLICK!

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    3. At least he can appear in Avengers now though, even with all the high school teenage angst crap

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  15. Does that mean my crush on Tom Welling (Clark Kent from Smallville) makes me small? If so, I'm willing to accept that, because that crush remains INTACT.

    I also was a total fangirl of Wonder Woman and spent my idle moments as a young girl spinning around my living room and hoping. Turns out, I just got dizzy, but the hope remained...

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    1. Nothing makes you small. So would you say that your crush is a supercrush? Wonder Woman is a different category of superhero in my book. She isn't a lazy copy of a male superhero.

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  16. I like to see my DH in bike shorts. Does that count as superhero worship??? :)

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  17. The Blue Hulk?

    Holy Crap... I would watch!!!

    As for types of women I would date, it's no accident that my dating stories tend to start off with 'this crazy woman I used to date...'

    However, the constant in those stories is me...

    So who really knows...

    ~shoes~

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    1. Well, you may know there is a Red Hulk so it only seem fair for there to be a blue one as well (a great reboot, of course).

      It's no accident? Well, now I'm getting really curious, Shoes... I never dated crazy women but I've had my fair share of crazy stalkers.

      Good to hear from you again.

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    2. Red hulk is a bad guy though
      There at his marvel show

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    3. Still compared to Blue... he's kinda slow.

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    4. Slow in the brain
      Or at stopping a train

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    5. And a tad insane
      In the membrane
      Needing a crane
      Not Bane

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  18. There is nothing new under the sun... and countless copies... a copy is easier and 'safer' than to stand out on your own at the risk of being shouted down. (I don't necessarily advocate the way of the copy, however).

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    1. Hi Lynda :) How is life? Standing out is the only way in my book. Life's too short to be a lazy copy, right?

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    2. How is life? Life is short...or so I heard tell.
      And I like your philosophy, Horatio

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  19. The best superheros are the ones we encounter in our own lives. Like you and me, Blue. :)

    You've got quite the star-studded cast and crew. Lucky you!!

    Elsie

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    1. You are the first one to call me a superhero, but I see what you mean. As for my star-studded cast and crew, they were the only ones I could bribe ;) Except for Dezzy.... He insisted on being in charge of my wardrobe. Shocking, right?

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  20. Hey Blue, I know what super heroes you like. Thanks to Dezmond's super spy information, I am privy to a few of your favs:
    Here
    Here
    and Here
    .... unfortunately they are all reboots... but... somehow I don't think that matters.
    ;-)

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    1. Dezzy the Superspy... Yeah, I don't like the new Supergirl series. She doesn't have a lot of charisma plus the new Supergirl (the comic book one) is feisty, so I made a few suggestions, I believe in that order including the shameless third one. Did you notice your name on the movie poster?

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    2. Gasp......
      Oh Blue, you have no idea how much I needed that right now.
      Thank you so much.

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    3. Good morning, Lauren. Tell me you're doing fine.

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    4. Good morning, Blue. I'm fine... just having a Holly Golightly morning but with no Tiffany's in sight.

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    5. Blue, do you reckon Lauren will put the two of us in one of her new games? We were born to be animated stars! I mean, we're already animated...

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    6. OMG, you two would make great game characters! Blue and Dezzy.. collecting coins and jumping on King Koopa. It would be a smash hit!

      Dezmond, I thought you would appreciate my Breakfast at Tiffany's reference. Really, I was thinking of a quote from Paul Varjak to Holly:

      You call yourself a free spirit, a wild thing, yet you're terrified that somebody's gonna put you in a cage. Well, baby, you're already in a cage and you built it yourself. And it's not bound on the east by Somali Land or on the west by Tulip, Texas. It's everywhere you go. Because no matter where you run, you're always going to end up running into yourself.

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    7. Well, I wouldn't be boasting if I said we're animated. It IS a fact. Plus Dezzy likes jumping up and down - virtually.... Someone once said, 'Life's a stage' but it really is a cage. Not? Say something Dezzz.

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    8. it's a cagy stage, what a rage! But it puts you in a cage only if you think it can do that.... since wings to fly away are not physical but spiritual and thus cannot really be caged....

      Lauren, me is too young to remember most classics :) I did see TIFFANY once.... in ancient times :)

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    9. LOL! Yes, I think we are all too young for the really great classics. In fact, even the first Supergirl film is a little before my time (Shout out to Mia Farrow)!
      However, since we are on the topic of reboots, it is all those classics that may sadly return... and they are never as good as the originals (I'm lookin' at you Superman, Star Wars, Terminator....)
      I hope they don't ever try remaking some of the true classic movies....

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    10. Blue will be especially glad to hear that SISTER ACT movie has been announced for a reboot yesterday :)

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    11. I'm afraid the first Supergirl movie was not before my time (sob sob). And I'm quite sure 'they' WILL reboot every single classic that can aly their money-grabbing hands on and then rape each and every one of them. There, I said it.

      Sister Act... What makes you think I care about.... Sister Act? Ha!

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  21. I like how she didn't like being called "Supergirl" and then Calista Flockhart basically sets her straight. Although when I wear my "S" shirt, I will only answer to "Superman"...

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    1. See, now I need to hear more. Much more.

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  22. See, that's what the problem is with mainstream comics. My favourite superhero is Hothead Paisan, Homicidal Lesbian Terrorist.

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  23. Hey Blue--

    I wish it was like in the old days again. Men being men. Women being women. I'm tired of having to acting like a man. Don't misunderstand I love working but I take care of it all and then some. I have helped more men than has helped me. Truthfully, I'm done. I said when I turned 50 that was it for me. And truthfully I started at 49 and 3 months. It is to tiring and time consuming to try to please men. Many things have happened. To much to go into. However the good news is ProfessorPup and I moved into a new studio in Midtown Memphis and we love it. It is like a family in this building. Even before I moved I got dinner invitations. Two of my friends already live there. Hahaha turns out a male that used to come to Starbucks that I thought was interested is literally my next door neighbor. I haven't seen him in like three years. We both laughed when we got off on the same floor and he showed me his studio and I was right next door. Three years ago I would have been all over him. Today well I am as calm as I don't know what and not really interested or looking anymore. He is just a neighbor. All is well other than an episode with my brother and him possibly committing suicide because he was distraught about child support and not seeing his kids. Lord it was a rough three/four days of trying to get him safely in. Which was accomplished but I had to take the whole week off from work to deal with it. And in the end little sister handled everything and he was laughing again. I said I don't need another suicide in my life not four months after Robert's. Anywho--I got a tv after five years of having no tv. Drama on tv not in my real life anymore that is my goal. I'll watch it on tv versus creating it in my real life. How has ur health been holding up.

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    1. There you are. I was wondering if perhaps you'd gone to Bora Bora with my little furry friend. Is he still little? 50... well, I'm turning 45 on June 14 and it's getting me down. Call me blue. Oh well, Mr. Presley died at the age of 42, so who am I to ever dare complain? That's right. Good to hear you're loving your new studio in Midtown Memphis. Home sweet home. No nasty neighbors. No nasty anything. Home. Just the way it should be. Three years ago you would have been all over him? Oh my... Plus your brother is laughing again. Let's tick that box too. As for my health, well, let's say I've seen better days, I've seen far worse days, but if I could trade all of my money to be restored to my former self, you know I wouldn't hesitate a single second. But things are the way they are and I'm trying to keep this boat afloat. People adapt. Thanks for asking.

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    2. I have been so busy these last few weeks. I don't even have time to tell the whole story to anyone which is surprising my friends cuz I always have a mouthful to say.

      I am so sorry to hear about ur health. I totally understand saying I would give up money to feel good.

      You are always in my thoughts and prayers my blue friend across the sea.

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    3. You... a mouthful? ;) Take good care, okay?

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    4. Have a good look and tell me who is looking good in this little game of mine... HERE

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  24. I agree, female version of Thor pissed me off. Rip off stopped being fun since batgirl translation long ass time ago.

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    1. I didn't even know there WAS a female version of Thor, so I looked it up, threw up a bit and comforted myself. Yep. Did you say.... long ass? ;)

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    2. Yes I did Blue. Oh and if you think female Thor is bad someone posted online that since Disney now owns Marvel that the female version of Thor is a Disney princess.

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    3. Just when you thought things couldn't get worse....

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  25. I don't understand the idea of having a female counterpart to male superheroes either. Why can't women be their own characters? Wonder Woman was her own thing, wasn't she? Why can't there be more like her? How about "Mega Lady versus The Heinous Harpie"?

    Stuff like "Batgirl" "Supergirl" and "She-Hulk" are mere afterthoughts, excuses to draw women in ridiculously tight-fitting outfits and high-heeled boots.

    Pft. Men...

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    1. Men... who needs them anyway? Wait.... rewind..... delete delete.... So, you were saying? No, I don't understand the idea of female copies either. That's why I wrote this post. I am grumpy after all, so there you go. Tight-fitting outfits? You mean like THIS one? Um... I HATE IT! Yes.

      Did you believe me even for a second?

      Pft. Men... I know. Who made us anyway?

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  26. Hey Blue

    Her powerful green boobies will be revealed to you during the edited sections we don't get to see.

    Sorry for my brief reply
    I do try
    Sigh
    Time goes by

    I wonder what a "Pft. Men..." might be? A group of men super duper heroes?

    Laters, dude....

    Gary at five in the effin' morning!

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    1. Gary.... never hairy.... or scary... Good to hear from you again. Thanks for the intel on powerful green boobies. Someone had to know... at 5 in the morning.

      Pft. Men... good question. I may have to look that one up. Just a second.... Penis Fart Titty Men? No way! That's what wikipedia tells me. Those dirt bags...

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  27. Thanks for joining my blog!

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    1. Don't mention it, John M. Good to hear from you.

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  28. OMG, I love that movie poster. You are so creative.

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  29. Well I'll be watching for the cast alone, lol! Great crew you've got lined up to play the parts. :)

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    1. Yeah, a great crew but... they were very, very expensive.

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  30. Actually, some of the female knock-offs are actually pretty good. I like Batwoman and Spiderwoman more than their male counterparts actually :<

    If it was a real movie, I'd go see it :<

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    1. Look who's back. I agree, but women deserve so much more... You know, like Wonder Woman.

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  31. If I fucked a superhero, I'd rather it not be superfast. Just sayin'.

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    1. Because that wouldn't make you purr? I get it.

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  32. Wonder Woman really did it for me
    But to watch her turn made me dizzy!
    Talking of wonder woman where is she?
    Linda hasn't commented but she will just see !!!

    I wonder how long it will take? . . . . . lol

    Loved the post mate and why was I not in the credits? . . lol

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    1. Oh . . . Linda Carter, I didn't mean you either . . . rofl

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    2. Just wait and see... I have something else for you in store, Eddie. A bit more patience.... It's almost June 14... and then...

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    3. I wonder what it will be
      Can't wait because I want to see!

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    4. Hello Linda . . . lol . . :)

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  33. Lol!! Blue, you are so right?! Where does she - hulk get her clothes??? Hahahaha

    That being said, I don't even have to wake in the middle of the night to think about Thor. Captain America and the hulk never cross my mind, but Thor?? YUM!!

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    1. Super spandex? I really don't know. Thor huh... Tell me more.

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  34. My head must be "up" some other place because I thought I had read this post. I've turned into what I accuse my granddaughter of being....a self-absorbed little (can girls be pricks?) Rosey had to nudge me into reality. And I even get a starring role. That's it, I've been swamped working on my choreography. Wait till you see it. But all is not far from the truth. I've got two classes going and a waiting list. I thought after the sparkling dust settled, some always drop out but hasn't happened so far.

    This post is brilliant. You got it Mister. It takes a clever mind to pick out the nuggets of truth. So just why do men look with lust toward the most gorgeously sexy gal and imagine having a toss in the hay with her? What ever happened to hand-holding at midnight? Nope, it's always right to the nitty-gritty and forget about the money as you pass "go." The paragraph with the bling, bling, no ka-ching is a prize. It made me laugh out loud. Ha
    Green Boobies, huh? Those arms, those arms.....isn't there a song like that? No I guess it's eyes.... Those eyes, those eyes, they sparkle, they bubble, they're gonna get you in a whole lotta trouble. Perhaps arms can too. Who knows?

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    1. I'll wait until I finally get to enjoy your wonderful choreography. Will do. Well, sometimes getting swamped is a good thing. You're just really popular, is all. Imagine nobody being interested and you just dancing there all by yourself. Spotlights on! YouTube on! And action! Well, I suppose that wouldn't be bad either. You rock.

      Green boobies... Oh I just couldn't resist. They would crush your average comic fan anyway, so I'm not sure what all the excitement is about. But one thing I do know... You really read my post and you noticed a thing or two just hidding below the surface. I appreciate that. You know I do. In the end, one reader is all it takes to feel good about what you're doing.

      Hand-holding at midnight... I hope it's not a thing of the past.

      Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

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  35. Hi Blue....
    I have been meaning to visit you...
    Cause you visit me too!
    Not a Super Hero fan...
    But I am your fan....

    Cheers!
    Linda :o)

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    1. But... but... this post is not about super heroes... Well, maybe on the surface... It's about something else... You know me... a hidden layer... injustice.... that kinda thing :(

      See, now I know I need to go attend a writing class...

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    2. Blue, why is Linda saying she is your fan? Do you reckon a ceiling fan or one of them lacy Asian fans? And how can she fan you from the other side of the world? Which once you said you were on... but the spy burst through that bubble al right :)

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    3. Maybe her fan is as powerful as your mouth. Or maybe she is dazzzzling fan like you. Or maybe she has great taste. Or maybe you need to wait until it's June 14 and hold your breath until then. Brace yourself...

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    4. will you finally turn 30 then, settle down, buy a cat, find a job and get married? :)

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    5. aren't you too young for all that business? :)

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    6. Young? Young? Booooo hooooooo I'm old! Didn't you know? Have you NOT been paying attention?

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  36. A blue hulk? Sounds like he might have an identity crisis.

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  37. Happy birthday dear grumpy, happy birthday to you!!!
    Lots of love dear grumpy!
    Havd a lovely day!
    I ll comeback later if you make and other post and I will sing again:))
    xoxoxo

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  38. Happy Blueday from me as well! I shall send you some blue cake later on today :) I need to go to the forest first and pick some bluesberries!

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  39. Dear grumpy sorry I cant bake for you today.
    How I said this week I will make something for you!!
    Today was a bad day (poor twins in their birthday)
    Yesterday die one of my dogs Ares, he was sick about two weeks I take care him we go to the doctor but nothing. Finally yesterday die and was terrible.
    esperanza cry and Ditto (man) doesnt know what to make.
    finally at night the men bought sushi and a cake.
    Thanks God I think they were happy after all.
    sigh!
    A big hug dear!
    Ares was the more little of my two dogs
    now we only have Mouska a female dog.
    she is so sweet!

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    1. I'm still crying boo hooo hooooo! And I'm still hungry too. But... you were number one, so it's all good, dear.

      Poor litle Ares! Just like that? Two weeks and gone? That is terrible. Was he in a lot of pain? :(

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  40. hahaha. i actually like the Supergirl show. just never saw it from the feminist point of view.

    "pleasured superfast by the Man of Steel" - now, i'd like that! where can i get this toy from ?
    :p

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    1. What! You'd like to be pleasured superfast by the Man of Steel? Say... it.... ain't.... so! Thanks for the indelible image. I consider it a birthday present :p

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