"If they ask you who you're meant to be, just tell them you're dressed as yourself, because that's what you're going to have to be for the rest of your life." - Mrs Dahl's to her son, Roald.
Is this where I say Scooby Doo?
Boo! You scary, Blue.
I took a look in the mirror and wanted to escape.
I'll take the shoe, but only if it's blue.
It is. Of course it is.
What other color would it be?
haha - that is a real possibility...
That it isIt's called shoebiz
haha - shoebiz - one for the money two for the shoe...
That's right! You know your classics!
and here is one just for you...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5RAz9I569w
Now you're talking!
What trick is this Blue booeeeeeeeeeOh dear it's a full moon tomorrow night...you are giving me quite the fright...I will not be able to sleep tightmay need to turn on a night lightor I might scream into the nightBlue couldn't you be my knightI'd take the shoe but it might have pooso tell me what would be the trickthen I'll make my pick...
Just give me my shoeAnd Blue Shoe won't bother youNo poo No friggin' kangarooThis is the real dealHow does it make you feelWhen the moon is coldAnd lessons untoldAre about to unfoldWill Blue ShoeBecome a handsome GooWhen you give him.... that blue suede shoe?
hmm - If I give you the blue suede shoewill you turn into Prince Charminghow does it make me feelwhen the moon is coldmakes me sad, need a warm star to holdwish i may, wish i mightnot have a Halloween fright...
Charming I will try to beWearing two shoes at my seaA blue suede shoe at lastWon't that be a blast?When the moon is cold(Or so I'm told)Blueshoe is cold tooAimlessly wandering... making a pathWondering why he sucks at mathWhy he sucks at smiling tooWhy he is BlueLooking for his magic shoeA warm star would be greatAnd it's not too late
Blue, remove the masklet me see your eyes I would askfor the eyes are the mirror of the souland your heart is what makes you whole
Removing my maskIs too tricky a taskWhat will the world thinkWhen I'm on the brinkReady to sink?
I guess we need to poison the candy and chocolate!
haha - Dez..that is just plain evil...but, if someone comes to my door like that I am not opening it...sorry no one home...
There's no time to poison anything when The Blue Shoe comes a-knockin'....
Those movies always scared me...no kidding...
we shall pepper the chocolate with some fish oil so that Jason Blue would poop himself in his pants!
Scared me and scarred me for life. I went to Evil Dead on my first date. What does that tell you about my taste in women? Good thing I finally saw the light. Jason Blue can smell fish oil a mile away.
I don't know those movies stick with me long after they are overI have enough paranormal in my real life...don't need more strife...
Stick is the right word, True... Yikes there's this scene in Halloween that makes me sick to my stomach...
wait, so ya watch horrors but you ain't watching zombies? THE WALKING DEAD episode was sooo good last night!
I avoid zombies like the plague.
well, duh, everybody should avoid zombies unless you wanna become one too!
Let me restate that: I avoid zombie movies like the plague. :p
which is why I will have to save your blue bum and balls :) when the apocalypse comes, because you won't know a first thing about surviving zombies!
You will be a hero! Thanks for looking after me.
we will need zombie food to distract them... any vicious or annoying neighbours?
Have a Happy Halloween and be safe...you never know what is out there..
And I am...
.. your hundredth again :)
You too, True.Thank you very mucho, Dezzzzmeister :)
Scared of you?A pffft comes dueYou see those toes?I can cause woesJust say, "No deal"And crush them with my heelThe cat then wins the dayScaring Blue Jason Wannabe away
So scared you would hide behind a muttHe will sit down making you kiss a butt :pThose toes would scare off fetishists, I hopeThe kind that likes to rub hem with soapThe Cat will win the dayBut I'll be back to play
Th cat would winDo all inHave fun tooWhether zombie feet or blueBut then a fetish may be hadYou may have worse thing to worry about at your pad
You may have a pointBigger problems at my jointNeighbors fighting and making up tooNot far from my shoeMaybe I'll ask Blue Shoe to knock on their doorAnd use them to swipe the floorEncore?
Swipe awayJust make hayRun to Bora BoraSo you don't get thrown in the slammer and become a whora
Thanks for the tipI will jump ship
Hot thereBring sunscreen to spare
That's a really blue shoe!
Yes, it is!
I like the shoe. That foot is scary, though. Trick or shoe? Definitely shoe.
Scary but not hairy.
I have a cute pair of blue shoes in my closet. I'll give you a shoe. I'm generous that way. Ask Daphne and Shaggy and whatever the rest of them are named.Love,Janie
Your generosity is soothing, Janie. I just hope we have the same size. ;)
If the foo shits, wear it.
LOL. You're so funny.
Like a bunny?Not a foxIn a boxOr a toadOn the road
Or a goatIn a boat
Or a flyOn a spy
Or a kidFlipping their lid
Or Sandra CoxDigging up a boxFilled with goldRiches untoldWill she take us to Bora BeachStill out of reach
She better take us allFrom hall to hall
That would be greatNever too late
Times 2At your own zoo
Friggin' phoneNever leaves me alone
Good one, happy holidays.
Beware of camp crystal blue
I'll burn it to the ground!
I'll laugh and laugh if you come to my door dressed like that. I think I offended quite a few haunted house workers with all my giggling at them this year. The older I get, the cheezier those places are, so I laugh. I guess that's not the reaction they are looking for.
A smile from you will soften Blue ShoeHe'll transform into Grumpy Blue
We probably won't have any trick or treaters this year, living in a gated community :( betty
Open that gate!It's not too late!
Depends. Have you had a pedicure recently? ;)
Feet can be quite scary so i think I will take trick
Are you sure?
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dearIt's now again that time of yearWhen doors are knocked and kids all waitFor treats or tricks or "sod off mate!"I've not yet seen a face that's BlueSo this year I'm expecting YOUI'll get some blueberries for you readyWith the compliments of Eddie . . . . lol
Oh my...A 'Sod off mate!' would not be flyIt could make a blue guy cryOf course it won't for Shoe is strongGood thing he's not wearing a halloween thong!Hi Eddie in the place to beI'll raise you a Scooby Doooweeee!
I think I'd give you a new shoeOr maybe two to hide that blueCan't have you there with two cold feetStanding there ~ they need more heatWithout a shoe you may just bruise itAnd how the hell that shoe did lose it?And that iron mask does not fool meBeneath your features I can seeWith that spiky hair sticking outwith half a chin and two ears about.That cutlas looks quite a threatBut it's made of paper I would bet.But there is a question that does ariseWhat is that red around your eyes?lol
Ahh! I've just been reading thatone your sidebar about our friend Pat HattWrote a book about a naughty kangaroowho stole a shoe from a chap who was blueAnd now I know that chap was youNo wonder your foot is blue and you cried, "Boo Hoo!" .
Ah Eddie's seen the lightSuch delight!As Pat stole my looks(Click HEREOh dear)And put them in one of his booksMy Ted Baker suit and tie as wellHe put a kangaroo in the mix so it would sellMaking me yellA paper machete you say?Nothing scary at your bay?Hmmmm well, my eyes are redJust like you said...Could it be because I criedAll friggin' nightTrying to find my blue suede shoeSo I would be complete too?Boo hoo hoooooo!
lol stole you say?Bah, borrowed at my bayTed Baker and allAs a shoe comes for a callOr would that be kangaroo?All because Blue couldn't hold his poo
Well Blue you know what to doIn future you have to hold your poootherwise you'll end up in another storythat Pat may write, and it might be gory . . . . lol
You borrowed my Ted Baker too?No wonder I'm blue at my shoeYes, Eddie.... I know now what to doHis next story may even be true
lol the following is based on a true storyWarning folks it may be goryBlue with one shoeVersus the evil humpers at his zoo
Yep it's a fact, much to my dismayWish I could throw they out todayIn a box, not in a moatNo boatJust a goat
Throw them outWith a shoutNeed as can beThen They'll freeze above the knee
It was (and probably still is, don't know) weird how parents let their kids dress up like serial killers for Halloween. When I was 8 or 9 my parents let me dress up as Freddy Kruger. Sure, I didn't know the context, but still, letting your kid dress up like a child molesting burn victim dream murderer seems like bad parenting.
It kinda makes the global santa conspiracy less offensive...
When in the sky the moon is peep'nBlue one-shoe will come a-creep'nHe stalks us in the name of silence Leaves behind a bloody violenceGuard dogs hide, cats climb a treeGentle folk can't hold their peeOle step and a half without a shoeI'll meet him head on and just say "Boo"
That's priceless, Manzanita.
You may get laughed out of the block in that
Is that so....
Trick or shoeAs long as its blueIt'll pass the testTo be blessedBy whomsoeverOf whatever genderThe idea is in partTo play it with a heartTo go alongWith a songHank
Blue it needs to beIn the place to beBut suede as wellOr Blue Shoe might yellNot to mention raise hell ;)
Shoe please. That's a very creative look crossed between Friday 13th and of course, Halloween. No, Im not scared because I can see behind the mask:)
Behind the mask and straight into my heart.
I think if a one-shoed goblin knocked on my door and said "Trick or shoe," I might just think that kid had already had a little too much of something ...
Or parents with a sick sense of humor.
How scary you look Blue ~ I will take the shoe ~ Enjoy your weekend ~
Hi Grace. It's just a look ;) Have fun!
Missing shoe, blueHow do you doYou shoe is funThought tough to runHalloween has beenTime zones create that seenHope you had a fun oneAnd then someGary, Gary, quite contrary...
Gary! Good to hear from youHow's your shoe?Is it blue?Was it nabbed by some kangaroo?Or was it Scooby Doo?
Even with red eyes you're still not scary :PYou'll never guess where I went to this Halloween ;)
The desert? What do you mean I'm not scary? I'm not? Shocking!
Look who is back! Happy belated Halloween. May we still look pretty without a mask on :)
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