My friend Truedessa wrote THIS wonderful clerihew poem about Elvis. I just had to copycat her. It was an urge I couldn't resist. I guess I'm weak that way...
Remember that guy, Elvis Presley,
who liked guns like that Naked guy, Leslie?
He'd wiggle his hips, then BANG! shoot his 'telly'
When the news mocked his King-sized um.... belly.
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