MENTAL NOTE

"Though we cannot make our sun stand still, yet we will make him run."
Blue, resist the urge to use facebook. You can do it. Good luck.
Cats and dogs can be friends. So can cowboys and indians. So can we.
Why try to be the best when there's no hierarchy in heaven?

Monday, October 31, 2016

Hallo, weener!


90 comments:

  1. Well, be glad you didn't post that on Facebook, I know someone who posted a picture of her as a witch and got banned for 3 days.

    Ha - I see the skinny holey jeans came into play. I think most politicians are blood suckers. Just sayin' they all lie. I don't live in a swing state so I already know who will win here.

    I guess NC, Ohio and Florida are still the big swing states. Who will get the majority vote? Stay tune live coverage at midnight, which is the ghostly hour.

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    1. Banned from FB... sounds like a dream come true. Yes, hole-y jeans seemed quite um... fitting.

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    2. I don't do the FB thing, but when I heard about his dilemma I laughed. He was probably a wreck for 3 days. The bigger question is what happened to freedom of speech. Glad I have never been part of that scene.

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    3. A wreck haha yeah you're probably right. What's life without FB... Freedom of speech has gone down the drain a while ago. Maybe if we stick our face down the toilet, we can still see a glimpse of it. ;) I'd advise against that, though.

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    4. Did you have fun?
      Did you give them candy or a bun?
      Did that blue zombie knock on your door?
      Did you go hide on the floor?

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    5. I gave out some candy
      it was all so dandy

      I didn't see any blue guy
      he must be shy...haha

      Trick or Treat - The Halloween reboot

      http://thebluegrumpster.blogspot.com/2015_10_01_archive.html

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  2. Have been an easy fix
    Now it's coming to a head
    But the FBI saw it fit
    To reboot the email 'gate'

    65,000 question is revealed
    Blew the campaign wide open
    34% may not now want a female
    Big number on all accounts

    Hank

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  3. That's a shockingly good rendition. Well done, sir. The only problem is, there's no way she'd show up in person, she'd send a drone.

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  4. she's wearing skinny jeans! But where is her tail? Shouldn't all Satans have a tail?
    Do they do Halloween in Holland, Randy Oh Mandy?

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    1. Stuffed in her skinny jeans up a certain something I suppose. Not where I've been staying. Maybe in Germany where Keith The Optimistic Existentialist lives. How about in your neck of the woods, Dezmeister von Dezzyland?

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    2. In her hilarygina? Well, her husband ain't stuffing it, so the tail must do, I guess....

      Nope, we have All Saints Day visiting the graves of our dead ones, but only in my city which is predominantly Catholic, not in the rest of the country.

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    3. Whatcha doing, Blue? How is life? Are the students this year worse from the ones from previous years?

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    4. Blue's had some back problems but I'm doing much better now. My students are okay. Pretty much the same as last year.

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    5. oh, noes, were you moving the piano yourself again?

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    6. No idea what happened, Dezz. I guess I'm just you-know-what outta luck.

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    7. or was you too active with Angie in the bed department? :)
      When have we not been outta luck?

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  5. I like the wings a lot. She'd be a better candidate with wings like that.

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  6. Why are people focusing on the jeans? She has one boob!

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    1. I guess it's part of the zombie outfit. It's Halloween, remember? :D

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    2. Of course that explains it ;)

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    3. Did you win the fridge? I think I am lost Blue :(

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    4. Don't be lost, True. I gave a plausible explanation, which in a quiz show would no doubt result in me winning the fridge or, less likely, a trip to Bora. :))

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    5. Gotcha - well you could trade that fridge for what is behind door number two
      It could be a blue suede shoe., OR you could pick this envelope and win a trip for two? Ok, I just had too. Humor me Blue ;)

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    6. It would be marvelous darling ;)

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    7. Marvelous and fine
      Like Italian wine

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  7. LOL what Bijoux said. I just want the election done and over with. Also, I hope people go out and vote.

    Betty

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    1. I say, none of the above! But that's just me. Blue men aren't allowed to vote anyway.

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  8. I'd tried to dress up as Trump this year, but they don't like you out in public as a big giant dick

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    1. I hear ya. And thanks for the indelible image.

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  9. Evil witch or buffoon? Rock and hard place. However, that woman is evil personified. You dress her well, Blue.

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  10. A missile up her rear
    Would send her away clear
    Clear to the moon
    Throw in the other loon
    Let the aliens probe them in mass
    A fitting end to the buffoon and lass

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    1. One goes as another one comes
      Politicians are all chums
      Pretending they're their for us
      They go by limo, we take the bus
      Aliens would be scared stiff
      Whether it's Trump or Biff.

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    2. Bah, they have a death ray
      Although may stink like the cat's litter tray
      So that make kill them all
      Maybe shove them in a condemned mall

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    3. So you're no politician's fan
      Will a cat do instead of a man?

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    4. A cat will do
      Cover the politicians in more poo

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    5. On the double
      Getting them into trouble

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  11. I think you have improved her. I doubt that she could really rock skinny jeans in real life. It's hard to tell since she wears the same tunic in 1000 different fabrics.

    I agree with you about free speech. It is only free if you agree with the masses.

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  12. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed her single breast.

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    1. I'm glad you're glad, Mr. Silver Fox!

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    2. Gladness all around
      Are we talking a hound?

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    3. Gladness aplenty
      Now, if only I were 20

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  13. HI Blue...
    Sooooo glad I am a Canadian....🇨🇦
    What a mess they are in down there....
    Skinny jeans and all...
    Cheers!
    Linda :o)

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    1. Skinny jeans with big holes in them, too! It's considered fashionable and a perfect way to reach the masses.

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  14. Can't wait for that one comment when you get told off for not doing one for Trump and all the independents. Actually no, I can wait forever to not have you haunted by grown babies. Happy Halloween Blue!

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    1. He's a caricature... It's hard to add something to it if you know what I mean.

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  15. Love the graphic! And Happy Halloween to you!

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  16. Does she just have one crooked boob? That's awesome! The attention to detail is horrifying. However, I can't tell by the position of her hands if she's trying to reach out and strangle me or delete all of my e-mails.

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    1. Horrifying does not even begin to describe how I feel about her (as well as that Trump guy). She's trying to embrace you and then delete both you and your emails, so you'd better close that door and nail it shut.

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    2. A deleter
      And a citizen beater

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  17. Uh-oh Blue. Look out. Now you're email is going to be hacked and you'll be on a list. Hope you're prepared!

    Great drawing by the way. Well done!

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    1. I'm in trouble, but at least my conscience is not. You know what I mean?

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    2. A hacker she is
      Doing her email biz

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  18. This outfit is much nicer than the homeless lady looking clothes she tends to wear in real life. She should pay you well for making her look so good.

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  19. She looks downright trendy. She can afford those pants too. Me, I hate to buy them. A couple of washes and they're done for...

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    1. Holes tend to be expensive. Now, why is that?

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    2. A hole means empty and empty is good
      In a hole-y neighborhood

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  20. The political pit of hell that we've been in for months will be over in 4 days. Or will it just begin...

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  21. Plenty of tricks and not many treats
    Are promised if this lass wins and success greats
    But Trump is no better in my simple view
    I'm not sure who is best or worst of the two.
    But why is she shown with only one boob?
    It looks as though t'other has gone down the tube.

    lol
    I

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    1. Trump or Hillary... I couldn't care less
      It'll take some time to convalesce
      One-boob zombie is quite the rage
      When you go treat-or-treating at her age
      Matches the holes and stuff
      So one's about enough
      Down the tune it went
      Cause that's where it got sent

      Thanks, Eddie!

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