MENTAL NOTE

"Though we cannot make our sun stand still, yet we will make him run."
Blue, resist the urge to use facebook. You can do it. Good luck.
Cats and dogs can be friends. So can cowboys and indians. So can we.
Why try to be the best when there's no hierarchy in heaven?

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Slim Pickens

PICK ME! 
PICK ME! 
I'm the best president there will ever be! 
Look at me wasting millions while you're just poor 
Look at me trying to lure you like a wrinkly old whore 
Look how everything I do is about the person that I'm not 
And how the things I say are meant to fool you a whole lot 
I'm rich and that's why right now I'm here and I am running 
Poor folks can never be as stunning 
Or as presidential 
Or as pure 
Or so self-indulgent they feel they deserve 
(They'd better not have the nerve) 
To talk about ME! ME! ME! like kids trying to get picked 
Don't the masses realize they're just getting dicked? 
Oh how I love the things I want to put on your frigging plate 
I'm here to save you all before it's just too late 
Or so I'll make you think 
For the truth is I stink 
I'm here because I have a thirst for power 
I stink so much I could use a shower 
I'm shamelessly talking about the person I love the most 
Now, you know that is ME from coast to coast: 
I'm fantastic, I love your kids and maybe you as well 
Look at me wave while trying to hide my smell 
Aren't you impressed by the way I point
At your voters' joint?
Look at me point at you as if we're buddies and I count 
You should see my savings account or my checking account 
Or any account that's being hidden in my name 
I call it hide and sneak — it's such a fun game!
Trying to hide the skeletons I adore 
While you're busy kissing my feet walking on your floor 
While you're wanting to believe I care about you 
Look at me playing dirty calling it a world view 
Watch me as I try to hypnotize you with my speech 
The one I never wrote myself because I'm just a leech 
Then pretend it's all mine 'cause I'm such a jerk 
But a smart jerk 
Such a loving jerk 
Such a wonderful human being too 
Just as long as my magic works on you, 
You're willing to shine my shoe and sniff my shiny poo 
And tell others how great a person I am 
That, in fact, I'm the embodiment of Uncle Sam 
Or Auntie Sam for I've got balls 
I am so rich I could buy Yosemite falls 
But not you haha — you just trust my every word... 
Now, wouldn't it be great to belong to my herd?

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109 comments:

  1. can they both just die and go to hell where they belong?

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    1. me was taught my French by nuns in the convent...

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    2. In a perfect world, Dezzmeister. In a perfect world ...

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    3. But of course there's no such thing. Dammit!

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    4. Randy Mandy sing me a sad song on your banjo, would you, pretty please?

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    5. I feeeeeeeeel so blue
      I feel so blue I wanna hide in my shoe
      Ahooooooooooooooooooooo oh so friggin blue
      Scooby Doo, where are you?

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  2. For one of them I'm supposed to vote?
    I need a pill to help me cope.

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    1. Richard Pryor once said, "None of the above!" Brewster's Millions

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    1. He's just as bad as Trump he just knows how to twist words to sound "politically correct". Pence thought Mulan was liberal propaganda about women in the miltary, and thinks condoms are too modern.

      He also refused to condemn David Duke, a KKK white supremacist saying he doesn't like to call people names.

      David Duke is a fuckhead and so is Mike Pence.


      SNL had a good line, "Hillary Clinton is the prune juice of this election, she might seem appetizing now but if you don't take it you'll be clogged with shit for a very long time"

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    2. That sure is a good line, Adam. Did I mention her prune makes me sick?

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  4. I cannot believe this is our choice? The world is changing and it scares me!!!!

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    1. None Of The Above!

      Power breeds morons who think we'r a joke.

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  5. How anyone anywhere can believe or support either of those two fools is beyond me
    But at least one has somewhat of a clue at her sea
    The buffoon has no idea what so ever how to run anything at all
    Throw him behind a very big wall
    The egotistical tax fraud freak should go to jail
    Both are quite the epic fail
    On and on and on they go
    America sinks to a whole new low

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    1. Amen to that
      On the Kitty Cat mat!
      I lost my shoe but that guy list more
      At his big-mouth billionaire shore

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    2. Lost all reason
      At any old season
      Toss him in the loo
      And flush that poo

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    3. He might get stuck
      Just your luck

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    4. The shit on his head
      Until he suffocates and is dead

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    5. He's too rich to die
      Or cry
      Or to let his hair fly

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    6. Tax cheat
      Needs to be hit with delete

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    7. Maybe hit and rebooted twice
      Then delete again - how nice!

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    8. Reboot like Terminator way
      Even more horrible than the first stay

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    9. The Terminator has finally self-terminated
      Permanently, I hope.

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    10. Doubt it
      He'll return and sputter and spit

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    11. And say he'll be back on top of it.

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    1. I hope that was not a Freudian slip though I can't blame you if it was.

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    2. well, perhaps it will be "lived" as who knows what will become of us ..scary times for sure...

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    3. haha - Blue look what you wrote when I wrote..

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    4. The exact same thing. That's right.

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    5. How are you blue? I wrote you a note, hope it wasn't return to sender?

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  7. I agree with Pat Hatt...I just don't understand how anyone could support either of these people. I would of never imagined that the bar could be set lower for a presidential race and that is really saying something because the bar was already on the ground.

    At this point I can't hardly stand to turn on the news and have to see either of their faces. It's going to be a long four years.

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    1. I feel the exact same. It's a frigging disgrace.

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  8. This is the worst election I've ever seen. :( >:/

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    1. It definitely could get worse, but this is an absolute low. Makes other presidential elections we questioned look like gold.

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    2. Pure gold. Solid gold.

      Have a good weekend, Rosey.

      Blue

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    3. Every weekend is a good weekend. I saw in the comments that you're not feeling so great. I'm sorry to hear it. :/

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  9. Donald Trump is a sexist, snivelling excuse for a human being. Saying that, I wouldn't vote for Hilary either.

    Glad I live Down Under.

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    1. But not as big a moron as those who kiss his feet.

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    2. but I must admit how the world is sooo shocked with his ignorant words (as horrid as they sound they ARE just words) and not at all by Hilary's bloody deeds and millions of people she killed around the world (my country included)... but why would a bloody murdered, liar and proven monster be a bigger problem to one's morals than a few silly words of some moronic bozo with a small willy?

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    3. Well, because countries that are bombed from afar are just statistics when you're rich and safe. Politics is the dirtiest game on the planet. I distrust anyone who says there are good politicians. Sure, local politicians... Not the ones in power for power always corrupts. Always.

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  11. I try to stay neutral and level headed but...

    They're both fucking cretins that need to curl up and die so we might have someone of worth in this position.

    My only response is to try and vote from my heart. Oh, that AND making sure to vote in as many senators and representatives as we can so that they can block and combat whichever numb-nuts gets put in presidential office.

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    1. That was one great frigging attempt at staying both neutral and level-headed. I swear I nearly fell off my chair.

      Vote "None of the above!"

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  12. It looks like a choice
    difficult to decide
    It is trying to pick the voice
    Where both have baggage to hide

    D-day fast becoming a reality
    The better of the worst two
    Apparently all seem to agree
    That's what it finally comes to

    Hank

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    1. So true
      Pick the red or blue shoe
      But not my kind of shade
      I'd rather kiss a maid

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  13. I will be so glad when this election is over. I really don't like either of them but I like Trump the least.

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  14. HI Blue...
    I can hardly wait to see how this all ends up....
    Geesh....

    Cheers!
    Linda :o)

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    1. It's a disgrace of epic proportions. The ultimate ME game.

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  15. I actually saw a sign that read:
    Nobody 2016

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  16. I don't want to sniff anyone's poo no matter how shiny it is!!

    Scary choices...........

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  17. I sit back and scratch my head daily and wonder how we got to this point. Both options are horrible. Either way, we have at least 4 years of complete and udder bullshit coming our way :(

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    1. Have you ever wondered why it's always the rich that get chosen?

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    2. No, it's a rigged system. The rich will always have the power and us lowly servants will forever complain about it, but nothing will ever get done about it.

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    1. Maybe in my next life, Rooth. All I did was tweak them and gave them a bit of a context.

      How's life?

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  19. This is so cool to see so many people feel just like me, and, Blue, your description above is so right on target. Third party all the way!

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  20. Oy, yes, this has been an interesting debacle of a political race. It's sad when I fear both sides.

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    1. Interesting as in utterly disgraceful. Me Me Me... in the place to be. These are sad sad times.

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  21. Watching it unfold from afar has been scary...
    Big hugs to you, Blue. Just because.

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  22. You wrote something brilliant here but i would rather pick the lesser crook (who is probably still a crook)than a narcissistic blowhard who would love to censor anything that is said badly about him while wanting to grope any woman he finds attractive and still never saying how he will actually make America great again....Just saying:)

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    1. It's called a double standard. It's typical behavior of the rich and famous.

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  23. Very, well written and I think I really liked the Obama's. I;m not American but they were good!

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    1. Except what they did to the future of our economy. Ugh.

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  24. There are no good options this election. When the election is rigged by a megalomaniac and criminal, supported by bribes and underhanded deals, and the other side picks a self-obsessed idiot, what are we supposed to choose? No. I choose no.

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    1. Voting with your feet. Sounds like a wise choice to me.

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  25. "...sniff my shiny poo ..." Now there's a unique phrase! Too bad there's nothing unique in the campaign life. We've been lost for so long now.

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    1. "And now the end is near..." Sing along, Dixie!

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    2. so lovely to see Dixie still kicking it around Blogger! Hope you recover soon and return fully, Dixie

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    3. She's a trooper. Tough as nails, sweet as M&Ms.

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  26. Hello my dear friend... how are you?

    What a topic to butt into on my return.

    Re: Your topic... I guess I am hard on any politician... even the ones I vote for, I expect them to do what they say they are going to do. You know?

    I shall vote for Trump and I will tell you why. It is my opinion that this current president has really fucked things up grandly in this country. I voted for him the first time... saw the error of my way... and voted against him in the 2nd election.

    I felt this country could survive one Obama term but not two. It appears that I was correct. I am not sure this country now can be saved. Klinton will definitely take it to the sewers... or whatever is left of the country.

    These are the things that I expected my children would face latter in their lives... not later in mine.

    I am voting for Trump for several reasons. First of all, Klinton should be in prison. Her policies will finish off this country. I expect this country to go through a shakeout similar to what the Soviet Union did in the late 80s.

    I am not sure what will survive. I read today that the Philippines are aligning themselves with China. This country has lost its way... its lost its identity.

    I am voting for Trump to tell the republicans that they are dead as a political party. They held Trump to a commitment that if he didn't receive the nomination, that he would have to support their candidate; he is the candidate and most of the mainline republicans are backing Klinton. Maybe there has never been a two-party system. Maybe it's been rigged all the time.

    Maybe the republicans are backing Klinton because they are all together in this. And the illusion of 'us vs them' has been just that... an illusion.

    I will vote for Trump because it's a vote against the political establishment. If someone is going to drive this country the rest of the way to destruction, let it be him.

    Otherwise.. have a good day, my friend.

    As always...

    ~shoes~

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    1. Thanks for this great comment, Shoes. And may I say I pleased to have you back after all you've been through. A vote against the political establishment. I can see your point. I just wonder if that is how a victory by Trump will be interpreted. I also wonder if he and his puppets would give a damn. Something tells me Clinton - excuse me, Klinton - will never end up in jail.

      And as for the illusion you're referring to... That's the essence of politics and power. The biggest lies are the ones that everybody's bound to believe.

      I'm not doing so great healthwise. Other than that, I'm doing just fine, Shoes. Thanks for asking.

      Blue

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  27. The sad thing is it's not going to just go away, no matter who wins. The days of the election being over and everyone getting behind whoever won is gone. People will still be mean and hateful to each other because their candidate won. It's a sad time for us all.

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    1. It's never going away. The names may change, but the game's always gonna be the same and won by the same kind of people.

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  28. Until enough people decide to just stop shepherding between bad or worse and go independent, nothing will change. Hell going independent might make things even worse for all we know. The polls aren't rigged against us. All politics is just screws over the outsiders. US.

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  29. Now wait a goshdarn minute, are you telling me that my candidate of choice doesn't care about me? Because my candidate of choice genuinely cares about me, regardless of the uncovered videos/e-mails that have said otherwise. Meanwhile, your candidate of choice doesn't care about you at all! How can you not see that? I know this because of all of those uncovered videos/e-mails.

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    1. Did you say, "Goshdarn"? Say you didn't say "Goshdarn". You did, didn't you?

      You know a lot :) No surprise there. But I've got a very juicy video starring Clinton and someone who looks a bit like, well, you. What do you mean, "Goshdarnit!"? ;) It might be my cousin...

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  30. How are you dear Blue ??
    Only I have to say I dont like any Trump he is disgusting :(
    Hugs to you <3 <3

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    1. Hi Gloria. Oh I should visit you more often. How am I? Well, my back hurts a lot and I'm always tired, but I'm still smiling :) See?

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  31. I can't wait for December. By then the election will be over. the loser will hopefully be done whining and people will be preparing for the holidays. Or the end of the world. Whichever. ;)

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    1. You sure may, Jerry. I will cone by.

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    1. Santa's got my voice too. Now, excuse me while I go snore a bit more.

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