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Saturday, May 26, 2018

Who Is Kathy?

So here's my latest design and here's my question: Who is Kathy?

"But it's JUST a movie." "This isn't about the movie."

In case you're wondering why this blog isn't devoting space to the new Star Wars movie (pun very much intended), it's because I don't consider either The Rise of Pando Lando's Real Doll or that atrocity called The Last Mary Poppins In Space to be Star Wars movies. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

Needless to say, this is obviously just my opinion, but something fishy has been going on in blockbuster movie town that I can't quite put my finger on. I wish to show them the finger, though, but I'm a gentleman so I won't. I just want them all to go find their own little black hole and get sucked into it. (Yes, that one.) Hollywood seems to have turned into a bunch of PC tree hugging social justice fetishists that are very much opposed to 1) good writing, 2) okay writing 3) respecting the source material that allowed them to have their current jobs in the first place, and 4) white men (and I'm not a white man for crying out loud nor should that even matter, which it doesn't).

I'm so fed up with this SJW nonsense and people walking on eggshells 24/7. What's happening to the world? When did the human species become so sensitive?

Have a nice day.


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I kid you not.


  1. There are certain people they oppose all right.
    Pandosexual - what the heck does that even mean? He wants to have sex with everything on Pandora? And for the record, I saw the movie, and I didn't see any of that! Sure he likes capes and is flamboyant. Doesn't anyone remember the 70's films? Or I'm Gonna Get You Sucka for that matter? The dude is not into his robot.
    And it was actually more enjoyable than I expected. It grew on me. Still not nearly as good as Rogue One though.

    1. Exactly. So why does Disney insist he is and does that new actor insist Lando is pansexual, as if that's a big deal? Who cares if Chewie is pansexual or Lansexual or asexual? This is Star Wars for heaven's sake. What's with these frigging agendas? Agendas first, good story-telling, well, who cares? This is the most expensive SW movie to date and we fans settle for okay? Man, the bar sure has lowered. This movie felt like a product.


      Well maybe it's this Pandora

    3. Well, we know Chewie has a wife and child from the Star Wars Holiday Special, but dear Lord, no one wants to reference that piece of garbage!
      Most that stuff - what does it matter? It doesn't and doesn't need to be addressed, certainly not over the story itself.
      They really spent the most money on this one? Like to know where it all went...

    4. @Adam - That must be it.
      @Alex - Oh darn, you said Holiday Special... :) You know, Alex, people keep telling me, "It's only a movie. Who cares if Leia can breathe in outer space? Who cares if Snooke's an idiot? Who cares if Rey's a Mary Sue? Who cares if Luke's milking a space cow and tosses his lightsaber over his shoulder? It's only a movie. Who cares if SJW agendas come first? It's a movie." Is it only a movie?

  2. Ugg is all I can say
    But I'll say more as I stay
    For it has all gone to crap
    Can't offend each silly old sap
    Have to force shit in
    Then it's considered a win
    It makes the story more flat
    But we have to represent this, they, those and that
    If not, we are so so so bad
    It will make crybabies mad
    And so onward it goes
    The PC craze only grows
    Instead of natural and what needs to be
    We get things on which I won't even pee

    1. Look at you go
      Saying no to the SJ show
      They might sue your for saying shit
      They might even slap you a bit
      Ron Howard a puppet on a string
      Who would've thought such a thing?
      Well, just staying away
      Night and day
      Won't be getting my dough at their bay.

    2. Let them slap
      I'll smack their trap
      Whoops, violence now
      They'll have a cow
      Or turn into a sheep
      Gotta keep up with the meep meep

    3. Fans are trying to throw them off a cliff
      That SJW shit's worse than good ole Biff
      Though his manure may do the trick
      May even stick or they can eat a brick
      Kathleen Kennedy's going down
      Acting like a whino clown
      "The Force is female!" by butt
      Go get stuck in a rut
      SW is for everyone
      Who likes a bit of fun
      Now it's an agenda driven piece of junk
      Close to that big ship that sunk
      Droid rights, Pando Lando, Mary Sue
      Won't ever beat Scooby Doo
      They can sniff a blue suede shoe
      Sure, let Luke milk a space cow and act dumb
      I bet that makes Darth Kathy um... come.
      Yikes! I don't even want to know
      And the Blue guy show,
      But I said it, and I'll say it again:
      That woman's afraid of men.

    4. haha fear caused the flop
      Now no umm balls drop
      All up with a high pitch
      Or dead in a ditch
      Rights for the sand
      That sure is grand
      You walk on it
      Cats dig and shit
      That poor poor sand
      Let's all make a stand

    5. "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth." Oh darn.

    6. No hahaha at your hahaha show?
      The sand's gotta go?

  3. The world seems to be full of SJW's. I can't even stand these ridiculous acronyms for E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-NG.

    Since I was born inappropriate I find I can offend these sorts without even trying! Bonus.

    1. Just Unique, Lovely and Extraordinarily Sexy. Enough said. Sue me.

  4. I saw it..wasn't expecting much from it.. was surprised when it didn't suck and based on that, decided it was ok lol. But that's not a new thing. I think movie makers just wouldn't know a good story if it hit them in the face.

    1. Hello Lynda! Solo: The 250-Million OK Star Wars Movie... No, they are clueless.

  5. Just being involved with comic books in particular and pop culture in general all my life, I knew all the basic plot points of the first three Star Wars films (aka Episodes 4-6) without ever seeing any of them all of the way through. (I still haven't.) The first SW flick I ever saw completely was Star Wars: The Force Awakens, so I guess I just don't have the emotional investment in the entire series that most SW fans do. I can't get into the whole outrage thing. Maybe I'm luckier for that.

    And of course you're not a white man. You're blue!

    1. You are definitely luckier for that. Imagine your favorite comic book hero suddenly being made a fool of by SJWs and people who don't know a thing about quality writing and clearly don't care about "their product".

      Yes, I'm blue.
      24/7, too.

      THank you for stopping by, Mr. Silver Fox.

    2. Heh. I actually had to look up "SJW." I'd heard of such people, I just never encountered the term referred to by its initials.

      It's always a bit disconcerting when a period piece or something otherwise totally removed from the "here and now" inflicts modern-day sensibilities upon the audience. That's the one thing that bothered me about MASH (the TV show, more than the movie), the 1970s/1980s attitudes in 1950s characters. I hear Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman was the same way.

      Anyway, you're so right about changes in comic characters. They're constantly changing things about characters nowadays. They even change the characters' histories whenever they feel like it. I'm so glad I don't follow the new stuff. Now, if someone says "Hey, did you know Batman is now a trans-gender Nazi?" I can reply "Not in the stories I read."

      I suppose it's nowhere near as easy to ignore annoying or outrageous plot points, characterizations, etc. in a movie franchise with only a handful of installments, as opposed to comic characters with dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of stories to choose from.

    3. It turns out that the two directors who had already shot 80% of the new Han Solo movie were fired because they'd made fun of a female droid by turning her into a SJW parody, and the new head of Lucas Film, Kathleen Turner, was not amused.

      Exactly, MASH felt like it took pace in the 1970s. I remember as a kid watching some episodes and not believing I was watching something taking place in the 1950s. At the time I couldn't put my finger on it being a kid, but in hindsight I know that's what was off about MASH.

      In my book changing a character's history is blasphemy. I'm also not a fan (to put it mildly) of ten thousand parallel universes. Maybe it's too much for my brain to handle.

  6. Hi Blue,

    I haven’t seen the movie but, when I do I will let you know what I think. The world and entertainment business is changing. Everyone is afraid of offending someone. We live in a walk on eggshell society thats not all it’s cracked up to be!

    Remember you are part of a wonderful species, in fact you are the only one of your kind!

    Smile Blue!

    1. "We live in a walk on eggshell society thats not all it’s cracked up to be!" Very, very clever, True!

    2. @True Blue - Before you let me know what you think, watch this video, because there is too much BS in Solo to remember: CLICK!
      @The Silver Fox - cracked up... Haha! You're cracking me up! (Be careful, I don't smile that often.)

    3. @The Silver Fox - I can be clever at times :)

    4. Hi Blue

      I have the Monday Morning Blues
      How about you, tell me true...

    5. My life's been uneventful these past few months. Work... work... that about sums it up for me.

  7. I didn't see the movie but my hubby did. No mention of a pansexual Chewie from him. Maybe he didn't notice?


    1. Except for that long shower he took butt-naked with Han, nothing out of the ordinary.

  8. "When did the human species become so sensitive?"
    Now that is a very good question ...

    All the best Jan

    1. Hello Jan! Frigging eggshell walkers... Everything is offensive. Everything needs to be analyzed. Give me a break.

  9. Of course you're not white! You're blue. That's all I got for ya Blue cause I am not a Star Wars aficionado by any means. I think I saw the first one when it first came out and that's it.

    1. The thing is, SJWs are everywhere these days.

    2. Ok, sorry. I get it SJW. Yes, now in re-reading your post I understand. All this puts me in mind of a movie with Sandra Bullock and Sylvester Stallone where Sandra played a female cop by the name of Lenina Huxley. It's what our world will end up being if we don't get a rein on finding everything offensive and Taco Bell wins the restaurant wars (although I am not totally opposed to that)!

    3. This one? CLICK!

      Couldn't resist.

      Yes, everyone's getting so easily upset because someone else said something about someone else. Eggshell walkers galore.

  10. I'm not a Star Wars fan, Blue. But i'll watch it (or parts of it) if the tickets are for the beanie cinema. I am a sleeper! I've slept through several films including the Terminator.

    1. Surely you don't mean T1 or T2. You're talking about that horrible reboot.

    2. T1 was the first ever movie I saw in a cinema. My dad took us out for that one. I was 5, was captivated with that 'big TV', and that eye scene.

    3. You saw T1 in a cinema? Really? So you were 16 back in 1984? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReally? Or was it a rerun? :D

      Wait a minute... you were 5 in 1984 and you saw that eye scene???? Say it ain't so!

      Hmmmmm I was 14 in 1984 and you were 5. So now I feel really old.

    4. i was 5! yes, they allowed kids for that kind of shows into the cinema at that time in this country :)
      oh it's just 9 short years between us. i've been feeling old since i was 21. i'm 40 next year.

    5. The big 4.... I remember when that happened. Haven't quite recovered from that day, but you know me, I tend to overreact. One thing I do know is that you sure as heck don't look like 39. What is your secret?

  11. More PC and more tolerant of things we shouldn't be. I can't remember the last time I turned on pop radio and there was a song with lyrics I didn't mind my 10-year-old listening to without internally cringing. That's another story for another day, but your movie opinions reminded me of it just the same. Have a good day, Blue. :)

    1. Hello Rosey! Yeahwell now we can't even listen to songs from Grease or people'll get all upset. How did that happen?

  12. Ted Baker's are on sale. Just in case you didn't know......hahaha....
    Fat chance of that.

    1. Fat chnce alright, but... I'm broke so won't be buying any of those. Good to hear from you. Howwwwwwwwww's life?


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