Blue: Where is your blog????
Az: Sorry. Just changed it. Looking for congruency.
Blue: I understand.
Az: I miss you. And your sarcasm. So I'm making a concerted effort at a comeback.
Blue: Well, I've got plenty left, I assure you.
Az: Thank God for that.
Blue: Plenty. I LOVE sarcasm.
Az: LOL, I'll be sure to read everything I missed. I did a bit of work. Does it remind you of Bora Bora?
Blue: That's the one. Get yourself an avatar and I'll put you in that picture on the count of one.
Blue: I'll tell you what... We need to write a sarcastic post together. You pick a topic. Love? Ouch. Doesn't have to be now. Just say when.
Az: Yes, I'm up for that. Whatever topic is fine by me. OK think of a topic and let me know... Love? Life? Or ASTRO Charts and star signs.
Blue: Whichever's the most painful.
Blue: Good one huh?
Az: Think I'm going to write about all three.
Blue: You're on a roll.
Az: Slap some butter on me and put me on the grill.
Blue: Hahaha! I wouldn't dare. I might not make it to heaven after all... Love is... (insert sarcastic comment right here).
Az: I'm already in hell so I'll take care of it hahaha!
Blue: Damn, Az.
Az: Ok, let's go for it.
Blue: Hell is... (insert sarcastic comment rrrright here).
Az: Life. Hell is life. Period. Hahaha!
Blue: Hahaha! The end.
Az: That's all folks.
Blue: It wasn't fun while it lasted!
Az: See ya, don't want to be ya.
Az: Hahaha! Ok, so settled... first installment is... "Love is...".
Blue: So what is love? Love is...
Az: ....waiting for you to screw you over when you've given them your last piece of candy.
Blue: Ah, we're talking candy now. Well, let's see.... Love is like a box of chocolates. Too much of it will make you fat and pregnant hahaha!
Love is like roses.
Roses are red.
Violets are red.
Bushes are red.
Trees are red.
I set your house on fire.
Blue: Wait a minute... Let me check. Yeah... almost hahaha!
Az: Hahaha! It's OK, I'll get you next time.
Blue: Finish this one for me: Love is a mystery.
Az: Love is a mystery. Love is a crime. On some street corners love is only a dime.
Blue: Hahaha! What are you drinking?
Az: It's the creative juices flowing spiked with some ginger for my throat.
Blue: I'm drinking ginger tea as I type this. I kid you not.
Az: Wow. Great minds, R. Great minds...
Blue: It's a fact.
Az: I had a squeeze of lemon in there too, come to think of it.
Blue: My mind is a lemon. Sour as heck. Hahaha!
Az: Hahaha! As long as it's not your heart.
Blue: Not yet!
Az: Great stuff!! I'm off to bed. Have an early morning. I hate working on Sundays.
Blue: I hate working... period.
Az: God, tell me about it.
Blue: Lazy-ass millennial snowflakes. Don't need God to tell you that!! Love is when you think you're special but the other person is blind.
Az: Love is when you want attention and the other person ignores you.
Az: I'm teaching the worst demographic known to man: 12 to 14 year olds.
Blue: That IS the worst demographic.
Az: Lord. They are either babies or know-it-alls. Drain the life out of me.
Blue: Love is when the train has left the station and you're not on it!
Az: Love is that one olive short of a martini.
Blue: Love is....
Az: ....never having to work again.
Blue: No, that's porn.
Blue: Love is not...
Az: ....working on a Sunday morning.
Blue: It sure is. I'd call that true love.
Blue: Love is not...
Az: ...using the other person.
Az: ... unless they specifically ask for it!
Blue: Exactly hahaha! When love comes your way...
Az: ...make sure it's not indigestion.
Blue: Hahaha I'm officially pissing my pants. You are a dark shade of blue.
Az: That's the best thing you've ever said to me.
Blue: Don't remind me of the worst thing I've ever said to you!
Az: I won't. Because I can't remember myself hahaha!
Blue: Hahaha let's keep it that way. When love asks you for directions...
Az: ... you point them to the stars... They might not get there, but at least they'll get the hell out of your way.
Blue: Hahaha you are the best, do you know that?
Az: Second best thing you've ever said to me.
Blue: Well, don't make me blush now. Weren't you off to your bed?
Az: Yes, going now...
Blue: Sleep tight and kick them in the nuts!
Az: You too. Signing off, Captain. Chat tomorrow.
Blue: Not going anywhere.
|P.S. Love is... |
helping your friends out.
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