It suddenly occurred to me that this blog is, in fact, ... a reboot (yikes!), and much was lost in the process (oh darn, Blue, you dipstick!)...
Age Matters in Matter of Love (Yes, It Does)
A Great Day or so They Say (=Dear Rosey)
All Things Flat
And Poof... She's Gone
Another Fella's Ode to Spring
A Super Mario Reboot That'll Make You Hoot!
Attack of the Hole-y Jeans!
Back to Square One with a Vengeance (about Farts and Other Sounds)
Being Ill Is a Pill — Let's Hope Independence Day Is Not
Better Keep It Short (Rant Continued) (=Help! I'm Not on Facebook… Shoot Me Part 2)
Blogger Board Archive
Blue Tea Phones Home
Captain Harrrrr and the Pirates
Copycat My Cut
Copycatting True Blue
Couch Jockeys Beware
Dear Mr. Wilder
Dear Santa . . .
Does Your Money Have Wings the size of Texas?
Don't Have My Cake, Not Eating It Either
Dumbed Down to Their Heart's Content
Feeling a Bit Emotional
Game on! No iPads Allowed in the Cloud . . .
Girlbusters: The Review I Didn't Expect to Write
Glob, Glob, Swim, Swim
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone (May It Not Be Blue)
"Hello... Weener!" (We Interrupt this Program...)
Help! I'm Not on Facebook… Shoot Me
Here Is a Solution That Is Really Green: Stop Making So Many Babies
If All of Us Were Thankful 365 Days a Year
If I were... an Adult Blue
If I Were... a Bird
If You Were . . . a Car
If You Were... a Christmas Gift
If You Were... a Collector
If You Were... a Fruit
If You Were... a House
If You Were a King... or Queen
If You Were a... Shoe
If You Were... a Song
If You Were... a Toy
If You Were a . . . Word
I'll be back . . . Or So They Say
I Mean Business... Mongo Couldn't Care Less
I Must Be Really Selfish
Incomplete Transcription of Lecture One: Hypocrisy and the Human Selfie Stick
Is This Who We Are?
It's Gonna Be a Long and Lonely Summer... without You (Sing along!)
It's Oh So Quiet
It Wasn't Me — It Was Ted!
Keep Dreaming When The Force Awakens
Last Christmas... George Michael R.I.P.
Love Is in the Air
Love Yourself but Don't Jump Your Own Bones?
Not Running in the Family
Not So Much a Politician's Wet Dream
Oh Happy Happy Day (and a Second Chance Day Too)
Oliver Sacks Has Left the Buiding
Once Again (=Mother's Day 2014)
On Sequels that Are Reboots and Reboots that Are In-jokes
On Titmice and the Prudishness of Dics
Rogue One: Prequeling the Fun
Santa, Where's My Shovel?
Sayonara 13 Hours or More
Serious Interlude: I'm Sorry But I'm Scared
Sleeping with Other People
Slightly Out of Touch with Now-Now
Smile when Chronic Fatigue Does to You and Your Loved Ones What It Does to You and Your Loved Ones Again and Again
So Long, Carrie Fisher
So Long, Mr. Wilder... You Cute, Available, Old-fashioned Guy Who Liked Horse Riding
"Star Wars 9: The Final Blow" (Blue's Definitive Synopsis that Disney Didn't Like So Much)
Stay With Me, Christmas Tree, All Is Calm, All Is We . . .
Super Feminine Rip-offs
Take My Advice when the End Is Near
Taking the Bitter with the Sweet
Thanks for Giving Me So Much
Thank You, Customer Service
Thank You for the Great Sex, Neighbor... Now, get out!
That Vast Array of Mommas on a Sunny Mother's Day
The Attention Span of an Ant
The Dictatorship That We Crave
The Gun That Didn't Want to Be a Gun
The Importance of Looking in the Mirror
The Intern Internalized
The Meter's Running
The Need to Stay Upbeat
The Only Way Is Up!
The Purpose of Knowing
The Puzzle of Repetitive Behavior
There's a Traitor Among us
The Root of the Reboot
The Secret of My Success... as a Blue Husband
The Word Game Show You Know
The World Is Oz
The Ultimate Need
Today Is the Day: We're in the Future!
Touched by Kindness
We Rise, We Fall
What's in a Name?
What Knight in Sexy Armor?
When a Bride Comes Knocking On My Door
When Collectors Belong in a Museum and Nothing Is Yours
When Competence Bites the Dust
When Enough Is Enough, Mr. Pigfest
When Instant Gratification Is NOT On the Menu
When Mr. Big Mouth Can't Get a Word Out Edgeways
When Rogue One Comes Crawling Back to You
When the Demon Stares You in the Face
When the Ooh's and Aah's Are No More
When the PC Brigade Picks Your Wardrobe
When the Weakest Link Is NOT You...
When Thinking about Energy Tires You Out
Where Is It?
Who We Are (with Truedessa)
Who We Are Too (with Truedessa)
With a Tick and a Tock
Will Star Wars: The Force Awakens be overrun with references to Episodes I-VI?
Will the New Girlbusters Bust You Up?
You Spin Me Round, Round, Baby, Round, Round
YouTube, Where's My Whipstore?