THE WORD GAME SHOW YOU KNOW
So you're temporarily in between jobs? Don't you mean...
Unemployed and hating it at your scene?
What, you were somehow made redundant?
Weren't jobs abundantly abundant?
Are you bending the truth, my friend?
Is spreading disinformation a new trend?
Don't you mean they gave you the boot,
They fired your ass, laid you off and no parachute?
No? Oh it was a surplus reduction in personnel...
A workforce imbalance correction? Oh hell!
I mean, darn, as you were let go,
Offered a career change at your word game show
Personnel was being realigned? I see... oh Scooby Doowee!
Another employee transition in the place to be.
So there you are, penniless and broke
Or economically disadvantaged, longing for a smoke,
Wondering if you should take legal action
Don't you mean sue their asses and get some satisfaction?
Too bad you've got a temporary negative cash flow
You're monetarily challenged, did you know?
Now all you can afford is substandard housing
No cash to go browsing
In an economically depressed neighborhood
No internet presidents for you, meaning no livelihood
No more driving around in your pre-loved car
No more genuine imitation leather for your fat-n'-stinky star
Of course, I mean your voluptuous little butt
No more Gentlemen's Special Interest Literature at your hut
But at least you're well endowed, you've got special private parts
Does that mean you are a bigger person too — in a way, say, off the charts?
You'd better undo this involuntarily separation
You don't want to embrace this challenging situation
Until you're dead and gone... yes, feeling no pain,
Passed away, departed, laid to rest in Spain,
'He met his maker...
Such a deal breaker!'
Do something before you cash in your chips
Like Gladys Knight & the Pips
'Yes, we had a negative patient outcome'
And then some...
Why do people speak this way?
Are you in between jobs too
Or were you plain fired at your shoe?
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